Hey, Pretty Lady, Want Some Beef Offal?

Wu Liuqi is just an ordinary barber who sells beef offal. His main job is selling beef offal, and his side job is being an assassin. For example, when business is slow, he sells beef offal outside an elementary school. When business is good, he goes off on missions to earn some money for food. ...Of course, most of the time he's selling beef offal. . One day, he meets a pretty lady with flowing long hair and bright, charming eyes. With his limited vocabulary, the only word he can use to describe her is "pretty." The pretty lady has a hobby: she loves eating beef offal and is always a good customer of Wu Liuqi's. She's generous and always pays him a lot, so Wu Liuqi remembers her well. He also tries to hit on her, hoping to become a pretty boy kept by a rich woman. The pretty lady turns him down. Wu Liuqi refuses to give up. At last, Wu Liuqi succeeds. Then he discovers the pretty lady is a man. :) . After learning the truth, Wu Liuqi spends the whole afternoon watching the sunset with Da Chun, heartbroken, until Ji Dabao slaps some sense into him. Ji Dabao, exasperated: "You idiot! As long as you become his pretty boy and get rich, who cares if he's a man or a woman?" Wu Liuqi thinks it over and decides Ji Dabao is right. So he gets together with the pretty lady. . Years later, Qi looks at the pretty lady in his bed, deep in thought: Did Ji Dabao lie to him? This logic doesn't seem right. Then he sees the pretty lady pat the bed. He pauses, then scurries over. "What's wrong?" Pretty Lady: "Go to sleep." Qi (obediently): "Okay." Then he climbs into bed, hugs the pretty lady, and goes to sleep. Who cares about logic? All I want is my pretty lady. . Anyway, it's a silly story. The pretty lady knew Qi before, but their relationship was... um... Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. The cross-dressing idea came from an author's novel, Guilty Beyond Redemption, but my story's plot is completely different from theirs. This isn't plagiarism, so please don't attack me. P.S. I strongly recommend the novel above. It's really great! The author is a genius who can both draw and write. I'm following their book! Theme: I love Wu Liuqi, so I want to write a book.