Handsome DK? I’ll Take Him!

After logging into the game pod, Xinchuan Meiyue was no longer an assassin. She pushed up her black-rimmed glasses. With her heavy bangs and round face, she looked utterly ordinary. That is, if you ignored the cursed tool in her other hand. The white-haired DK had something to say: Why does a woman look so ordinary but hit so hard?! The black-haired DK patted his best friend on the shoulder and said gravely, "It only hurts when you get hit in the face, Gojo." Gojo Satoru was furious: "Doesn't it hurt when anyone else gets hit in the face?!" Xinchuan Meiyue raised an eyebrow. "You've got it wrong. I only hit you in the face." She pushed up her glasses again, their lenses flashing with a sharp glint. That's right, the light of justice, the light of adolescent edginess! At that moment, Ieiri Shoko walked calmly past, ignoring the three people fighting behind her. Gojo Satoru's voice drifted over: "Damn it! Why do you only hit me in the face?! Go hit Geto in the face until it's swollen!!!" #Ieiri Shoko's memoir: The Idiot Classmates I Met Back Then# #Ieiri Shoko Teaches You How to Stay Sane in a Brain-Rotting Situation# #Is the Point of Living to Watch Your Classmates Be Lovey-Dovey? - Ieiri Shoko Remembers# , #Sometimes I wonder, if you were real... how wonderful that would be. Then on April Fools' Day, we'd eat sukiyaki together and exchange gifts, only to find they were all pranks, and we'd laugh until we cried; That morning, we'd get up early for once and walk around Tokyo Jujutsu High again and again, saying, "Jujutsu High is amazing," and then realize, after taking a proper look, that it wasn't so bad after all; That night, with the wind cold and the clouds low, I'd lower my eyes, and you'd gather around me, your fingertips reaching out, still carrying a trace of warmth- If only you were real.# , Xinchuan Meiyue was an assassin, famous in the business for never missing a target and being impossibly elusive. They say she doesn't bat an eye when she kills, and likes to lick the blood off her knife; Some say she likes chopping people into a pulp, savoring the beauty of slaughter; Others say she's a pervert who likes to wear dresses and kill at random at night, becoming the latest urban legend. Xinchuan Meiyue has something to say about all that: Don't believe rumors! I'm clearly just a poor, sweet-natured high school girl who's forced to work to make ends meet! Right, Geto? Right, Gojo? Right, Shoko? Geto Suguru: It'd be perfect if you left off that last description. Gojo Satoru: You're so shameless. Shoko: ... Xinchuan Meiyue: ...? -Wait, why are you all in the real world!!! , Pairing undecided, though it might be a threesome. Since there's nothing to read, I have to write my own. My life is so hard. Theme: The point of living is to enjoy the sweet moments