My surname is Haruno, and my given name is Sakura. Because of Naruto, everyone calls me “Sakura.”
I'm a freaking guy! Why are you calling me Sakura!!!
And then I transmigrated.
My name is Sakura Haruno, and I'm male.
I have a gal pal named Ino Yamanaka. (Male) (I thought he was a girl.)
I have several guy friends named Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha...
They look at me weirdly, so I choose to run away/be dead.
But it doesn't work.
Tobi (Obito): Sakura-chan is so cute~
Tobi (corrupted): Sakura, you can only look at me, okay? Hehehe~ ~
Me: What exactly do you like about me? (I'll change it, all right?)
Tobi/Sasuke/Naruto/Ino...: You don't like me, you don't love me...
Theme: [Naruto] The Boy Named Sakura