#Why is Kaguya a man#
#I'm a man, so what do Hagoromo and Hamura do now#
#Son of the Land of Ancestors, get lost#
#Black Zetsu is the most devoted child, but I can't feel happy about it#
#Black Zetsu really is the Otsutsuki Chenxiang who split open the heavens and the earth#
#Why do I keep transmigrating? I'm freaking out#
Transmigrating into the Fourth Great Ninja War
Black Zetsu: Mother!
Me: I'm your father~
Black Zetsu: ???
Hamura: Mother, please don't destroy the world!
Me: I'm just looking for my little Black Zetsu. I wasn't planning to destroy the world.
Me: Besides, Hamura, are you overworked? Your face looks like a chrysanthemum! Old and ugly.
Hamura: Chrysanthemum face. Old and ugly. (Spitting blood)
Madara: What are you saying?!
Me: I'm your ancestor. (Smiles)
Everyone else: Forget this war. Let's go home, wash up, and go to bed!
Transmigrating into Detective Conan
Conan: Who are you? What are you doing here?
Me: I'm here to travel and relax.
Conan: ... (Suspicious)
Me: Look, I can fly~ (Smiles)
Conan: !!! (Shocked and extremely terrified)
Theme: Transmigration is happiness.
Come on (???_??)?, You are the fattest
It's great, cheers author!
Come on(?????)
It's very beautiful, come on↖(^ω^)↗