Crossover: Senju Izuna

"Congratulations, Host. You have earned the chance to transmigrate into Naruto. Identity: Uchiha Izuna."

After transmigrating:

Uchiha Madara: You can only look at your big brother, Izuna~

Senju Tobirama: Your eyes are so pretty, hehehe~

Senju Hashirama: Izuna, you're so handsome~

Me: The Warring States era in Naruto is cursed. I'll just die.

"Congratulations, Host. You have once again earned the chance to transmigrate into Naruto. Identity: Rin Nohara."

Me: (▼皿▼#)

After transmigrating:

Obito Uchiha (when we first meet): Rin, you're so gentle~

Obito Uchiha (once we're close): Rin, I love you~ I wouldn't mind even if you were a guy~

Me: The Third Shinobi World War arc in Naruto would make a great movie. I'll just die again!

Obito Uchiha (after my death): Rin, I'm going to destroy the world!!!

Kakashi Hatake (dead-fish eyes): Rin, I love you. I'll stay single for you until I die.

"Congratulations, Host. You have yet again earned the chance to transmigrate into Naruto. Identity: Sakura Haruno."

Me: System, tell me, are you messing with me?

System: I'm not messing with you. You're just too lucky.

Me: _(:△"∠)_ Tch.

After transmigrating:

Sasuke Uchiha: Sakura~

Naruto Uzumaki: Sakura-chan~ Come back already~

Shikamaru Nara: What a drag. Will you marry me?

Me: …

Me: This Naruto is toxic. I'll just die again.

But this time, dying didn't work. Obito took me back with him.

Theme: Transmigrating as Izuna, Rin, and Sakura