When the Second Male Lead Hears the Comments

From the moment he was born, the Sixth Prince felt that something was wrong with this world... For example, he was sixth in line and named Long Liutian. But his Third Imperial Brother, who was third in line, wasn't called Long Santian. He was called Long Aotian?!! That was nothing. It was only after he grew up and met all kinds of people that he truly felt the world was in turmoil! For instance, the woman who came hurtling down from the sky trailing sparks and landed in his Third Imperial Brother's residence had a vitality so outrageous it beggared belief. Even after being hung at the city gate for three days, she still hadn't died?! Then there was his executioner friend, who fainted at the sight of blood. After all those years working at the execution ground, he hadn't seen a single drop of blood! Every time he raised his blade, he would hear the sound of galloping horses and someone shouting, “Spare him!”?!! And then there was his physician friend, whose routine greeting to the powerful had become, “I'll have the entire Imperial Medical Bureau buried with you”... There was definitely something wrong! But what was it? It wasn't until one day, when the Sixth Prince suddenly heard the comments section, that he realized he was living inside a book... So his Third Imperial Brother, who was always impossible to kill, and the woman hung on the city wall were actually the male and female leads?! And he... was the second male lead?!! The second male lead in a formulaic story who was head over heels for the heroine?! Sixth Prince: ...Get lost! Love her? No way! I want the empire. I want to become emperor! The world was already utterly insane, but what did any of that have to do with the Sixth Prince? No matter how badly the plot fell apart, he remained as steady as a mountain, unwaveringly striving for the throne! * The main plot follows the second male lead's path to the throne and the string of melodramatic incidents he encounters along the way. * The male and female leads get more page time in the first few chapters, but their roles will be scaled back later. There won't be any detailed descriptions of their feelings; their story will be almost entirely glossed over. They're only here for absurd comedy. * This story is an expanded version of a short piece in my collection. * This story is expected to be around one hundred thousand characters, and fewer than two hundred thousand. Upcoming danmei novel: "After Getting an AI Boyfriend, I No Longer Fear the Haters [Showbiz] (Title Pending)" Bai Ruogu devoted his life to researching artificial intelligence, and in the end, he passed away of old age. Before he left, he lay in his hospital bed, looking with a faint glimmer in his eyes at the man on the screen. The man's expression was cool, but his features were full of sorrow. In a hoarse voice, Bai Ruogu smiled and said, “I'm leaving, and I'm taking away the emotions I forced on you, too. From now on... you're free.” Then he closed his eyes, leaving behind nothing but a brilliant legend. But he didn't know that, the instant his hand fell limp, the man he'd spent his whole life programming paused, then tried to break out like a madman. But as a virtual being, all he could do was stand on the other side of the screen and scream in despair... After being reborn, Bai Ruogu discovered that he had become an obscure third-rate celebrity in the interstellar future. He had planned to take life one day at a time, until he opened his smart wristband and asked his System, “What is your name?” “A Miu.” The familiar voice made him pause. “Which Miu?” “The Miu in ‘absurd.’” A mechanically cool voice came from the wristband. Bai Ruogu froze. “Su Miu?” The wristband flashed. In an instant, it shone brilliantly, and every artificial intelligence in the entire interstellar world crashed as a result... Reborn Bai Ruogu was like someone playing with cheat codes. When faced with a scandal Other celebrities: Forget it, just put up with it. Bai Ruogu: Before he could say a word, his boyfriend had already found the person spreading the rumor, tracked down the evidence, and sent them a lawyer's letter. When faced with online bullying Other celebrities: Break down in tears. Bai Ruogu: His boyfriend tracks them down through the internet. When faced with a manufactured CP Other celebrities: Depends on whether the other person is popular. If they are, fine; if not, better not. Bai Ruogu: Sorry, it gets deleted as soon as it's posted. Other celebrities: ... #One person takes on eighty million haters# #What it's like to have an AI boyfriend# #The person who makes the haters break down crying# Blurb written on 2020.04.06 Theme: Comedy