Oh No, I Swapped Souls with a Eunuch

[This story has been heavily revised in its entirety. I take no responsibility for pirated copies.] [This is pretty pure romance! Pure-love devotees may collapse on the spot.] [If you read pirated copies, you're assumed to be taking the author's bad luck for them. It's only fair to pay what you owe.] After waking up one day in the body of the legendary ruthless director of the Bureau of Punishments, Feng Li, a little palace maid from the Laundry Bureau, discovered a whole new world. "This is completely improper!" "Let go of me! You little maid, you've gotten bold, daring to lay hands on me!" "Have you no shame at all?!" Chen Huan, the director, was being tormented by menstrual cramps and drenched in cold sweat. Though deeply resistant, he had no choice but to rely on Feng Li's help, his ears secretly turning bright red. Feng Li, wearing the director's face, looked delighted: So this is what the director looks like when he's embarrassed. He's adorable. Chen Huan, wearing Feng Li's face, flushed bright red: Outrageous! Completely improper! * There's a section of about a thousand or two thousand words about the heroine's period pain, which the male lead experiences. Avoid this if it bothers you. * The heroine has a brief run of bad luck and frustration at the beginning, but she soon takes charge. Then it's sweetness all the way! * This is a sweet little story. Please don't overthink it while reading. Reader's Guide: · The author enjoys all kinds of pairings. This story has no particular slant, so draw your own conclusions. · A frank, talkative, naturally flirtatious little palace maid x a ruthless, jealous eunuch who's easy to soothe · This is a fictional setting. Don't nitpick the history; everything serves the romance. · They switch back! (highlights) Don't click if you want them to stay switched! [The Author's Chatter] This may sound harsh, but it's the truth: I really don't want people who read pirated copies for free commenting on my stories. I don't need you to praise me, either. It's like a thief stealing something from a supermarket, deciding they like it, then going back to tell the shop owner, "That thing I stole last time was really useful!" Wouldn't the shop owner be disgusted? Not only that, they'd have the thief arrested! Why have I always avoided writing eunuch stories? Whether it's "The End" or "The Merchant," plenty of people in the comments have begged me for updates on "The Cherished Eunuch" and "The Puppet Empress." But when I check the backend, there are loads of people with subscription rates of 0%, 3%, or 5%. People read the whole thing for free, then say they really love it and ask for updates on the eunuch story. Me??? A cup of milk tea costs more than ten yuan and takes only twenty minutes to drink. You can spend hours reading a story, so if you like it so much, are you really unwilling to spend even five yuan? If you're going to steal, just do it quietly. If you've got another target, lurk quietly. At least don't come here and make me uncomfortable, okay? From the start of "The End" to its completion, I earned less than 800 yuan in total. I really can't thank you enough. Theme: Enjoying the body and mind, relaxing the spirit