A Desperate Straight Man Goes on Blind Dates with Four Male Leads

A straight man has the misfortune of transmigrating into a bizarre world that has fused together four novels, where he is forced to go on blind dates with their four protagonists in turn. Blind Date No. 1 has just returned from an unspeakable world. Smiling, he hands him a cup of coffee. "I made this myself. Please have a taste." Looking at the swirling, dark liquid inside, the straight man can't stop himself from throwing up all over the floor. Blind Date No. 2 is the only person to have survived an infinite survival world, supposedly thanks to his special skills. At the blind date, he meets the straight man's expectant gaze, chops open a durian with his bare hand, and offers him the perfect fruit. With a shy smile, he asks, "Are you satisfied with me?" Blind Date No. 3 is the protagonist of a forced-love story. After entering, his gaze keeps wandering over the straight man. Clearly pleased with him, he blushes with excitement and twirls a finger around his hair. "Baby, can I kiss you a hundred times a day after we're married?" Blind Date No. 4 finally seems normal. As soon as he sits down, he starts introducing himself, and everything about him is impeccable. Since he has to choose someone, the straight man likes the fourth date best and plans to discuss a marriage of convenience. But as soon as they exchange contact information, countless tentacles sprout behind the man and reach wildly for him. "Sorry, my tentacles like you too much. They asked me to ask you: can they wrap around you and kiss you once?" The slick, sticky sensation makes the straight man faint in despair on the spot. When he wakes up and sees the four men with strange looks in their eyes gathered around his hospital bed, he wishes he could faint again. Can he just choose none of these perverts?! Later, people are often curious about how the straight man managed to keep the four powerful men by his side. Straight man: Ahem, I was quick to lie flat (not really). A straight man forced into this and that with the male dates, who finds it surprisingly enjoyable and decides to lie flat and enjoy himself x four male dates with different personalities, all pretty perverted and obsessive. Everything may change before the novel starts. Please refer to the version available when it begins. Theme: None