He Pretends to Be a Vase to Win My Heart [Showbiz]

Yu Ning's first online drama scored a 3.0 on Peach Ratings. People trashed it, saying that aside from his face, there was nothing worth watching.

His manager said, "How about you try the variety show I booked for you and work on your acting?"

To avoid going back to inherit a fortune worth billions, Yu Ning agreed.

He Xingzhou was a child star who had even won Best Actor. After coasting as a pretty face for two years, he was just waiting to finish one last variety show before leaving the entertainment industry and focusing on being a CEO.

Then he met a young man who was desperately trying to get him to shape up. Looking at the earnest expression on the boy's face, He Xingzhou decided to play along.

On set, Yu Ning struggled to squeeze out a tear. "You have to cry like this when you're sad. Got it?"

He Xingzhou burst into tears in a second. "Got it. Ningning's such a good teacher!"

Late at night, He Xingzhou knocked on Yu Ning's door. "I want to run lines with you."

Yu Ning readily agreed and took the script: "XX looks deeply into XX's eyes and says, 'I love you.'"

Yu Ning: "I feel like something's not quite right..."

Vice president: "Um, about the company..."

He Xingzhou: "I'll leave the company to you from now on!"

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"I Really Can't Handle It When He Cries [Entertainment Industry]"

The first role Zong Ji ever got was a corpse in a TV drama, lying face down. Even when someone stepped on his fingers, he didn't react at all.

The leader of the background actors praised his performance and said he'd hire him again if he had another role.

Zong Ji said, "I'm not going to be a background actor forever. You'd better get ready to find someone to replace me."

The leader just laughed it off, until Zong Ji brought audiences to tears on screen with what would become his signature "tears from a god."

After that, he bragged to everyone he met, puffing out his chest with pride: "You know the Best Actor Zong Ji? I trained him!"

Since becoming a film director, Qi Chongyan had made Best Actors cry and left supporting actors dumbfounded. He'd never once spoken gently.

Until he met Zong Ji. The fire-breathing dragon curled up his claws and soothed him softly: "Chun'er, don't cry. I'm here."

Zong Ji's face flushed red as he shouted, "Watch where we are! I'm acting!"

"The Sword Cultivator Is a Cat"

Fu Chu, young clan leader of the Nine-Tailed Spirit Cat clan, is about to leave the valley in search of his fated partner. His fellow clan members, both inside and outside the valley, gather to offer advice.

He has to be handsome.

He has to be rich.

He has to be strong.

"Then rub up against him and lie down with your belly exposed. He won't be able to refuse any of your requests!"

Fu Chu casts a divination for himself and learns that his fated partner is in the south.

Everyone knows that the Ling Tian Sword Sect on Mount Nanming has more rich people than any other sect in the cultivation world.

Ying Yanqing sees Fu Chu sprawled on his bed, his red disciple robes pushed aside to reveal a soft, pale belly. He turns around and plants his life-bound sword in the doorway.

Fu Chu, now exploded into a dandelion puff: Why didn't anyone tell him to turn back into his original form before baring his belly?!

---- Recommendations moved here from another section ----

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"Do You Want Me or Five Hundred Bucks?" One-line summary: Five hundred bucks. by Luoshui Dongxi

"Offering Steel-True Devotion to the Most Scummy System" One-line summary: The right way for a 24K steel-straight man to become a scumbag. by Wubei Shi Shu

Theme: You can't hide who you like, and hard work pays off too