[Story One]
Minghai Huanyue, who could read minds, fell in love with a young assassin who always passed by while he performed on the street. But he had no idea how to get close to him.
As it happened, the leader of a local Yokohama mafia organization fell in love with him at first sight. The man pursued him relentlessly and threatened to have Minghai Huanyue made into a specimen if he didn't agree to marry him.
Minghai Huanyue pretended to accept the proposal, while anonymously hiring that young assassin.
On their wedding night, Minghai Huanyue sat pale-faced on the edge of the bed as his new husband's blood slowly flowed to his feet.
He looked at the young assassin and said, dazed, "You killed my husband."
The assassin replied, "You can get revenge on me whenever you like."
Minghai Huanyue said, "I don't have any feelings for him. I only married him because I had no choice. But now that he's dead, his subordinates won't leave me alone. Take me with you."
Oda Sakunosuke never imagined that by taking an ordinary job and killing a mafia boss, he'd somehow ended up with the man's newlywed wife too.
It wasn't until later that he realized Minghai Huanyue had been setting him up all along!
[Story Two]
By the time Pianwu Lieyu discovered that his boyfriend was a deranged curse user, it was already too late to escape.
His boyfriend held a wedding attended by just the two of them, forced him to swallow the product of a curse experiment, and then took him to their newly decorated bridal chamber.
As he cursed his boyfriend while an invisible curse spirit suspended him in midair, a tall man burst through the window and killed his boyfriend. Then he whistled at him. "Nice body~"
Pianwu Lieyu: "Put me down and I'll show you something even better."
Zenin Jin'er: "Oh?"
Later, when the doctor diagnosed Pianwu Lieyu as pregnant, he was utterly devastated.
Zenin Jin'er: "So what was that curse you swallowed back then? How did it give you the ability to get pregnant?"
Pianwu Lieyu: "...It was the product of women's resentment. Why shouldn't men be able to have children? Men should be the ones having babies."
Zenin Jin'er: "Pfft!"
Pianwu Lieyu: "Still laughing? Don't forget, we share our lives and pain. If I'm suffering, you're suffering too! When I'm in pain in the delivery room, you'll be in pain outside!"
Zenin Jin'er: "..."
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[Story Three]
Yamamoto Takeshi saw a tweet from the person he'd secretly loved in middle school. They were getting married and inviting everyone to celebrate.
He decided to travel all the way to Japan to attend the wedding, as a way of saying goodbye to his youth.
But at the wedding, the groom's rival turned out to be a lifesize figurine. And some criminals had planted a bomb inside it, intending to carry out a terrorist attack at the convention!
Yamamoto Takeshi sent the groom flying with a swing of his sword, then turned to look at the person he'd secretly loved.
Looking at her figurine husband, blown to pieces like fireworks, Likawa Natsuki burst into tears, overcome with grief. "Waaah, my husband was so expensive, and now he's gone just like that!"
Yamamoto Takeshi: "..."
She's still so funny.
As Likawa Natsuki grieved, she suddenly felt someone gently pat her head a few times. Then the assassin who had just killed her new husband smiled and asked, "What do you think of me? Would I make a good replacement husband?"
Likawa Natsuki's face instantly turned red. "!!!"
[Story Four]
Enzo was the heir to an Italian mafia family. One day, his loyal subordinate was killed by an assassin's bullet while protecting him. So Enzo adopted the man's son, fifteen-year-old Renato.
He never imagined that three years later, Renato would confess his feelings to him.
Enzo firmly turned him down, and Renato promptly disappeared. Around the same time, a rising star in the assassin world appeared, going by the name "Reborn."
During the five years Renato was away from home, every boyfriend Enzo dated suddenly fell ill and died. This earned him the nickname "Black Widow." Even so, people kept falling in love with him one after another.
Under Enzo's strict precautions, his latest boyfriend's wedding finally came to a safe conclusion.
But on that wonderful wedding night, when he stepped out of the bathroom after his shower, he was shocked to find a tall man standing before him.
The man wore a black bowler hat and leaned against the wall. At his feet lay Enzo's new husband. Yet his tone was impeccably polite. "It's been a long time, Enzo."
Enzo's throat went dry. "...So it really is you, Renato. Or should I call you 'Reborn'?"
The culprit who'd saddled him with the nickname "Black Widow" and made him wake up on countless nights with inexplicable kiss marks scattered over his body.
[Story Five]
The moment he first met Rei Furuya, Tanba Ren fell head over heels for him. Come on, that unusual blond hair and dark skin were so cool, and his eyes were such a beautiful color!
So he tried to win Rei Furuya over. "From now on, you're my number one underling."
As the king of the kids in the neighborhood, he had countless people who wanted to be his sidekick. Rei Furuya would surely be thrilled!
But he never imagined that Rei Furuya would turn him down.
Embarrassed and angry, Tanba Ren began competing with Rei Furuya at everything. He'd run faster, make prettier crafts, and earn one more little red flower every day!
Rei Furuya always thought Tanba Ren hated him, until one day he saw Tanba Ren cornering a boy who had once mocked his hair and skin color. "If you ever make fun of Rei Furuya again, I'll beat you up!"
So when Tanba Ren came to pick another fight, Rei Furuya suddenly asked, "Do you want to be friends with me?"
Tanba Ren fled, but after avoiding Rei Furuya for several days, he suddenly showed up outside Rei Furuya's house, clutching his hand and saying, "I'm leaving. You'd better not forget me!"
Rei Furuya really didn't forget Tanba Ren. After all, Tanba Ren had kissed him by force right after saying that, and Morofushi Hiromitsu had happened to see the whole thing.
But he never imagined that years later, when he met Tanba Ren again, the other man would have completely forgotten him.
Rei Furuya: "Heh."
After recovering his memories, Tanba Ren thought about how badly he'd treated Rei Furuya as a child. Now the grown-up Rei Furuya was a codename operative in the Black Organization, and had even killed Tanba's legal new husband. He was a ruthless killer through and through.
Tanba Ren was sweating buckets: "..."
The other assassins who are about to become homewreckers are listed below. They won't necessarily be written in this order, and some may be cut. ↓
Gin, Morofushi Hiromitsu (Black Organization version), Akai Shuichi, Killua, Illumi, Kurapika (the chain-wielding assassin)...
Reading guidelines:
1. Homewrecker assassins x original characters of various personalities.
2. Each story has a different flavor. Pure romance and morally messy relationships coexist. Some original characters have a good relationship with their new husbands and have done everything they should and shouldn't have done. If you're not into messy, all-you-can-eat relationships, enter with caution. If you get emotionally wrecked, I'll mourn for you for one second.
3. Logic is dead and characters are out of character. Feel free to leave criticism or praise, and whether you stay or go is up to you, but please don't make personal attacks. Thank you, my lovely readers, for your support.
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