[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Diavolo Never Wanted to Kill Himself

Luo De transmigrates into the body of Diavolo, the scumbag boss from JoJo. After convincing Diavolo that he is Diavolo's third personality, Luo De discovers a new problem. Their ideals don't align. “If you do this, you'll force the assassination squad to betray you.” “That's the best deterrent.” “...There's no getting through to you.” “Wait, what are you doing...?” Luo De jumps off a seaside cliff, hits the rocks, and splits his head open. Since he can't convince Diavolo, all he can do is threaten suicide. After all, this is Diavolo's body too, and Luo De's useless ability means he can try to get himself killed any way he likes without actually dying. So, during the body-swap incident... “Bucciarati, take off the bandages on your face. We can't see what the boss looks like.” Bucciarati in Diavolo's body: “I feel like this body is covered in injuries... What's going on with you guys?” Giorno: “...Those marks around the neck... Would anyone try to assassinate the boss by strangling him?” Abbacchio, a former police officer who survived: “No. At that angle, he most likely hanged himself.” Everyone: “…” What kind of boss have we been working for all this time?! Reading guide: 1. A story built around a plot idea, focused on saving everyone and comedy. No promises about updates; expected to be a medium-length or short story. 2. There may not be a pairing, but I'm labeling it as danmei just in case. 3. Mainly JoJo Part 5, with an anti-drug theme. The extras may go elsewhere. Theme: Reforming the mafia boss and turning him into a good person