My Green Tea Boyfriend Always Secretly [Redacted] Me

The story next door, All Three Personalities of the CEO Want Me, is currently updating~

At twenty-eight, the staunchly straight Qi Qing experienced for the first time what it meant to have a few drinks lead to disaster.

He woke up to find that not only had he lost his virginity, but his belly had inexplicably grown larger.

No one knew he had a severe fear of men. Any contact with another man gave him symptoms like sweating, a racing heart, dizziness, and chest tightness.

Despairing, Qi Qing found a rope and prepared to leave this beautiful world.

But he didn't get the chance, because he met a kind neighbor who was beautiful and kindhearted. She looked after him attentively and eventually became his baby's godmother.

Then one day, he suddenly realized that his child's godmother was lusting after him!!

Something was off about her.

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Jin Lexian had coveted someone for ten years, but that person... hated men.

A twist of fate that night made him realize his chance had come.

He was a veteran in the business world and knew that to win someone over, he first had to capture their heart.

So he went to the trouble of cross-dressing, making things up, playing hard to get, and scheming to get close to his love without being noticed.

He even became his own child's godmother to keep the other man from getting suspicious, while quietly cutting off the love rivals around the man he adored.

They say snakes can lie still for months while hunting, waiting until they can swallow their prey whole.

Scheming, cross-dressing, green-tea pursuer x seemingly straight but actually sweet and clueless pursued (with an overactive imagination)

Sweet romance, one-on-one, happy ending, everyday life with a pair of secretly mutual crushes.

Reader's guide: The pursuer is a true master of tea-like manipulation, utterly shameless. There's a baby in the story, and yes, this is an Mpreg novel. That's important, so I'll say it three times.

As for the pregnancy, there is no explanation. It exists, so it's reasonable. My writing is at an elementary school level, logic is dead, and everyone has their own taste. If it's not for you, please don't flame me.

*Please add this to your reading list: He Doesn't Want to Be a Heartthrob Anymore

Blurb: Qi Chuan transmigrated into a book, becoming the protagonist of a novel called True Love of a Lifetime: Little Vixen, Don't Even Think About Escaping.

This book is exactly what its title suggests: a typical brainless Mary Sue novel.

The protagonist was born with an irresistible charm. Whether they flew in the sky, ran on the ground, or swam in the water, every living creature loved him.

The author was a real doting mother. To show how much she loved the protagonist, she spent a full hundred chapters deciding who would take his virginity.

And today!! was the day he had to give all his suitors an answer.

Obsessive, disabled tycoon: Chuan-chuan, have you decided? Will you give me the answer I want?

Sickly, unhinged beauty: Xiao Chuan... You won't disappoint me, will you?

Brooding, lovesick boy: Big brother, I only have you...

Wealthy CEO fiancé: A-Chuan, which house would you like for our wedding?

Qi Chuan peeled away a husky clinging to his leg and furiously humping him, then called the police to haul off a bald old man who had become so dizzy from his beauty that he insisted on marrying him. Then he cried.

What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Author, do you think this is more exciting?

Please, give us something normal for once. Be a decent person.

Theme: As long as there's sunshine in your heart, you'll always see the sun