Long Aotian Isn't Happy Today [Book Transmigration]

[My new novel, I Run a Restaurant in the Cultivation World, is now out. Come check it out~] These days, people either transmigrate as cannon fodder or as villains. Hang Xiaoshi got incredibly lucky: he transmigrated in the oldest way possible, becoming the overpowered protagonist himself. Extreme Yang bloodline, pure Yang sacred physique. Unprecedented talent, envied by humans and gods alike. Endless lucky encounters, and admirers everywhere. But Hang Xiaoshi... is completely gay. Looking at his unyielding younger brother and the beauties secretly batting their eyelashes at him, he shed tears of anguish and unmet desire. Later, Hang Xiaoshi discovered that he wasn't the only one who had transmigrated into the book. Hang Xiaoshi: What a wonderfully unexpected surprise! Transmigrator A tries to steal the protagonist's divine skill and fortuitous opportunity. Hang Xiaoshi: Go ahead, take them! Who wants to practice some pure Yang child cultivation technique anyway? Transmigrator B tries to abduct the protagonist's fated true love. Hang Xiaoshi: Take one, get one free, no haggling! You even get a pair of innocent, lively sisters, twice the beauty and twice the fun. Want me to set you up on a date? Villain C tries to use a cultivation technique that drains the protagonist's essence and steals his foundation. Hang Xiaoshi is moved to tears: Brother, I've finally been waiting for you! Just be a little braver and I'll go with you. All you have to do is reach out, and you can have me! Ning Hong is bound to a villain System and forced to act against his conscience by attacking the protagonist. But why does the protagonist look at him so strangely? There's not a trace of resentment in his eyes. Instead, his gaze ripples with affection and is full of anticipation. ...Damn, he's so sweet! A world-weary villain gong x a mischievous, flirtatious shou who can't walk straight when he sees a man An unconventional cultivation story, a silly, sweet little novel. As long as you're happy, that's what matters. The author's dog ate the logic. There is a minor secondary couple, but they have very little page time, and their parts will be heavily trimmed later. [New novel now out~] I Run a Restaurant in the Cultivation World After transmigrating into a good-for-nothing cultivation novel about an overpowered protagonist, Yu Xiaotan hoped to indulge in a little cultivation himself. But he never imagined that his aptitude would be even worse than that of the good-for-nothing male lead. Expelled from his sect, Yu Xiaotan had no choice but to return home. The moment he stepped through the door, he was horrified: The restaurant, once a multi-story building, was now a wooden shack made of thatch. The manor's ten acres of fertile farmland had been reduced to a patch of dirt the size of a well cover. The elderly, sickly man grabbed his hand and gasped, "Xiaotan, don't... don't be upset. We absolutely didn't sell off our property to pay for your cultivation..." Yu Xiaotan: "...QAQ" Just then, a voice sounded in his ear: [Beep! All-Purpose Business System activated. Host, build the most famous restaurant in the entire cultivation world.] The System can do it all. It provides spirit seeds, spiritual ingredients, and spirit beasts, and the dishes it helps you make grant attributes. [Luck +1] [Aptitude +1] [Looks +1] Ever since Yu Xiaotan started eating dishes made with the System's ingredients, his constitution improved, he got even prettier, his father's lover came back to him, and the old man's illness was cured. Even the sect that had expelled him came knocking, begging him to add a couple more drops of soy sauce to his stir-fries for old times' sake. The soy sauce grants attributes, after all. The restaurant became famous throughout the cultivation world, drawing crowds of devoted fans. The villains' eyes darted as they came up with a crooked scheme: The owner looks so frail. Why don't we...? Before they could settle on a plan, a sharp cry rang out. Swordlight flashed, fierce and cold, hurtling through the air. The white-robed sword cultivator stood proudly among the clouds, elegant and handsome. He raised a hoe covered in mud and smiled. "Xiaotan, I've finished harvesting the vegetables. What should I do next?" Evil cultivators: "!!!" Isn't that the former young sect master of one of the greatest sects, whose cultivation was ruined? His injuries were so severe that even the Medicine Immortal couldn't help him. How could he have... fully recovered at this little manor? When Yu Xiaotan first took Ji Chuchen in, he just wanted to hire someone to do odd jobs around the manor. By the time he realized this man was the overpowered male lead of the original novel, Ji Chuchen had already gone from the gloomy person he was in the book to an all-around butler skilled at every kind of household chore. Yu Xiaotan: "...I-I suppose that's not so bad?" He never imagined that Ji Chuchen, so thoughtful and gentle on the surface, was hiding a secret in his heart. Ji Chuchen: I want to do the manor owner :) Message: Be happy every day~