Your Pheromones Are Utter Trash

[Next week I'll open pre-release bookings for "A Husky Spreads Rumors in a Wolf Pack." It's an animal story, and the characters don't turn into humans. Feel free to bookmark it!] Shen Zhou and Zuo Yu had been married for six years, eleven months, and twenty-nine days. Their pheromone compatibility was a perfect one hundred percent, but something went wrong on their seventh wedding anniversary. A perfectly good anniversary became a divorce anniversary. Holding the divorce papers, Shen Zhou sat on the sofa and tried to figure out what had gone wrong. He couldn't understand it. He'd taken a knife for Zuo Yu. He'd nearly been crippled for Zuo Yu. He'd been hit by a car for Zuo Yu. He'd nearly died for Zuo Yu... He'd done everything he was supposed to do. As long as he completed the System mission, [Seven-Year Marriage], he could successfully extend his life. But just as he was about to complete it, he got the divorce papers. What had gone wrong? Shen Zhou couldn't figure it out, no matter how hard he tried. * Zuo Yu came over after his bath and wrapped his arms around Shen Zhou from behind. He gently sniffed the gland at Shen Zhou's nape and said with satisfaction, "Baby, your pheromones are so honest. You reek of being a scumbag." [The hardest thing in a scumbag gong's life is being alive while his wife runs away.] Officially entering the paid section on August 18, 2022. Stay tuned! Reading guide: 1. The shou's pain is transferred to the gong. Neither of them knows, so the gong mistakenly thinks he doesn't have long to live. 2. ABO world, lots of original settings, almost everything in the story is made up. Don't take it seriously! 3. A mix of sweet and angsty, with plenty of thrills (at least for me. My threshold for this stuff is high, so if it gets to a point you can't handle, stop in time and cut your losses). 4. The gong is genuinely a scumbag, and the shou is too (some readers say my writing is goofy. I'll try to keep the characterization steady, but the gong really isn't goofy! He's a scumbag!) 5. If you drop the story, don't tell me. Feel free to critique the characters, but don't attack the author personally. Curses and profanity will all be reflected back at you (let's build a harmonious and peaceful comments section). Recommended pre-release: "Two Northeast Tigers Can't Share One Mountain" Blurb: Lu Sen was an investor in a bankrupt zoo. On his way to discuss a business deal, he had an accident. When he opened his eyes, he found himself a rescued wild Siberian tiger about to be released into the wild. Before he could find a solution, he was locked in a cage. One shot of anesthetic later, he was sent straight to a wildlife reserve. Lu Sen: ... This "three-no's" Siberian tiger couldn't fight, hunt, or hide its tracks, and was facing certain death. When Lu Sen woke from the anesthetic, he found that the cage door opened with a single push. He shook his fluffy head, trying to clear it. Just then, a rustle came from the bushes. His one remaining instinct kicked in, and Lu Sen immediately ducked back into the cage, using his paw to hook the door shut behind him. "Bang!" A deafening crash. Lu Sen stared in silence at the furious tiger slamming a paw against the cage. He quietly hooked the door even tighter, deciding to treat it as a "temporary tortoise shell." Lu Sen's plan sounded lovely and perfectly reasonable, but then a second furious paw came down... The cage bars bent. Lu Sen: ...Who the hell made this shoddy cage?! (Reading guide: The protagonist remains a tiger the whole time. He will not turn into a human, and there are no human transformation scenes.) Recommended pre-release: "A Husky Spreads Rumors in a Wolf Pack" Blurb: The moment Qi Chu opened his eyes, he faced two major problems: First, he'd become a husky. Second, this husky had ended up in a wolf pack. When he realized this, his fur nearly stood on end and his tail practically split down the middle. The wolf pack, still unsettled after their leader had gone missing, spotted this suspicious creature. Countless Siberian wolves turned to stare at Qi Chu, until he had no choice but to make things up to save his life. * Huo Bei was the leader of the wolf pack. During a battle, it lost contact with the rest of the wolves. After searching desperately for a week, it finally found the pack, only to discover... "Let me tell you, when your boss was pursuing me, it followed me around every day. Whenever it got hurt, it even caught prey for me. It was true love, a love so moving it could touch the heavens." A remarkably handsome "wolf" was lying on a rock, looking proud. "But I turned it down. Of course, in the end I was moved by it and got together with it." Huo Bei stood expressionless among the wolves, listening as this rumor-spreading "wolf" told an even more outrageous lie. The other wolves noticed Huo Bei and were about to speak, but it stopped them. Huo Bei asked, "Your boss pursued you? Then why did you turn it down?" Qi Chu chuckled. "I was testing it." Huo Bei said nothing. Only then did Qi Chu realize he had never seen this wolf before. Before he could react, the Siberian wolf in front of him sneered, "Very good. If you weren't spreading rumors about me, I might have believed you." Qi Chu: ??? Qi Chu: !!! Holy crap! Reading guide: 1. The gong and shou never turn into humans. They remain animals throughout. 2. One-on-one romance, with no secondary couples. Theme: Mutual trust is the key to staying together in the end