I Examine Myself Three Times a Day

The new article "The watermelon planted by God has become a spirit" please collect it! Copywriting of this article: I don't know how many days after he escaped from his marriage, Wednesday searched all over the country and finally found the woman who escaped from his marriage! Then he walked towards her in a very pretentious and arrogant manner, raised his hand and pointed at her, pointed his nostrils at her, and said disdainfully: "I examine myself three times a day... I should never have fallen in love with you at first sight! Second, I shouldn't miss you too much! Third, I shouldn't love you too deeply! " After saying that, a certain woman glanced over with a cold look, like a knife that could cut her throat and kill her. "Huh?" After all, Zhou Sheng couldn't hold on, so he couldn't help but tremble, his legs went weak, he knelt down to her, hugged her thigh and reiterated his change of words: "Oh, no no! I will examine myself three times in a day... I shouldn't have knocked you unconscious and brought you home from the mountains! Second, I shouldn't have acted so tyrannically and forced myself to marry you! Third, I shouldn't have treated you like that when I just saw you. I should kowtow to you, kneel down to you, beg you to forgive me, and beg you to look back! " The woman whose thigh was being hugged curled her lips and smiled, then raised her other foot and kicked him to the ground, "That's pretty much it!" —————— Copywriting of the new article "The watermelon planted by God has become a spirit": I am a watermelon One is round and big Super watery, super sweet watermelon My master loves watermelon very much I was planted by my master So in order to repay the master's kindness in raising me, I decided to dedicate myself to the master I was wondering whether I should cut myself into pieces, or cut it in half with a knife and let the owner dig it out with a spoon. I haven't thought it through yet~ I saw my master coming back drunk from the Heavenly Palace. He carried me, who was round and green, to his couch in a daze, stuffed me into the quilt, shook my head and said drunkenly: "Oh my God, it's getting cold. I need to warm up the watermelon before eating..." Note: 1. The copy is narrated in the first-person voice of the watermelon (it's the real watermelon rolling around on the ground talking to itself). The text is in the third-person voice. Mission: Life is endless and we must continue to struggle!