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I am a watermelon
One is round and big
Super watery, super sweet watermelon
My master loves watermelon very much
I was planted by my master
So in order to repay the master's kindness in raising me,
I decided to dedicate myself to the master
I was wondering whether I should cut myself into pieces, or cut it in half with a knife and let the owner dig it out with a spoon. I haven't thought it through yet~
I saw my master coming back drunk from the Heavenly Palace. He carried me, who was round and green, to his couch in a daze, stuffed me into the quilt, shook my head and said drunkenly: "Oh my God, it's getting cold. I need to warm up the watermelon before eating..."
Note:
The copy is narrated in the first-person voice of a watermelon, (it's the kind of real watermelon rolling around on the ground talking to itself~) The text is in the third-person voice!
"Bird in a Cage" Copy:
The oriole is a bird.
A bird that sings very beautifully.
One day when it was flying among the woods for food, it met a dying man lying on the ground.
The man was very beautiful, so Huang Ying kindly brought the fairy grass to save him.
The result was unexpected, but I got myself involved.
In order to repay the favor of saving its life, the man built an extremely luxurious birdcage for it.
Every day, it was well-dressed and fed by men, and was fed with delicacies from the mountains and seas. The belly of the originally small bird became more and more round, and it was almost unable to fly.
But the oriole is not willing to be a caged bird, it yearns for the free sky.
It's still going to fly!
So out of disgust for the man who kept it in the cage, he asked him to let it go, and it pooped on his face every day.
As a result, not only was the man not disgusted, but he also said that the poop he made tasted really good!
Huang Ying felt that this man seemed to have some serious illness?
……
Finally one day, a white-clothed immortal descended from the sky and rescued the oriole from the cage.
Huang Ying was very happy to be taken away by the immortal in white, but the man who wanted to repay her for saving her life and raised her so white and fat was crazy!
The man began to look for her frantically.
The oriole thought it could finally fly freely, but unexpectedly it went from one cage to another.
Purpose: Only by hard work can we reap fruitful results.