My Favorite Ship Sank [Showbiz]

Shocking! Tough-guy star Tang Jia has carved out his own path in an entertainment industry full of pretty young men.

His devoted fans say they love his dark skin and enticing muscles.

Unfortunately, his nemesis Lin Tiao accidentally exposes the truth behind his whole image.

His dark skin comes from foundation, and his enticing muscles are drawn on with contour powder.

But Tang Jia really is adorable.

His devoted fans wipe away tears: But this isn't what I signed up to stan... His image has collapsed, it's all fallen apart, but somehow, I still love it!

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Tang Jia swore that he hated Lin Tiao more than anyone else in the world.

At twenty-two, Lin Tiao snatched the Best Actor award from him.

At twenty-four, after he worked with Lin Tiao, the notorious green-screen faker, the two of them were forced into a CP pairing.

At twenty-seven, Lin Tiao stepped in at the last minute... and shattered his tough-guy image.

Tang Jia pouted angrily: QAQ You're a jinx, a jinx, a jinx!

Lin Tiao kissed him. “But you're my lucky star.”

The CP fans were dumbfounded: But this isn't what I started shipping... It's all flipped, everything's flipped, but somehow, I still love it!

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CP: Scheming but gentle top (Lin Tiao) x fake tough guy, actually adorable bottom (Tang Jia), the Tiao-Tang CP

Theme: A celebrity's public image is there to be consumed