No Evidence Is Allowed to Become Sentient at a Crime Scene

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Blurb:

Yu Yao is a detective who firmly believes in materialism and has no faith in ghosts or spirits.

And yet, ever since childhood, she has been able to hear all sorts of strange things.

At a murder scene:

"I saw it on the day of the crime! I was there. I'm that window!"

"I was there too. I'm the floor. They walked all over me for ages."

"I'm the knife. I was the one stabbed into them. I'm in the sewer now, and I'm so cold."

At the consultation room:

Bai Fang: "The auditory hallucinations are probably because you've been too tired lately. Get some more rest."

Yu Yao: "Dr. Bai is beautiful, kind, and so good-looking!"

The fountain pen beside them started cursing: "Don't be fooled by this two-faced person!! They just said you were perfectly healthy, but they come here pretending to be sick every day because they want to get in your pants!"

Yu Yao: "???"

Much later, Yu Yao watched her beloved approach across the lawn, a smile in her eyes.

The scene was tender and beautiful, while the lawn beneath their feet raged helplessly: "Today you walk all over me. Tomorrow I'll grow on top of your head!!"

Yu Yao: "!!!"

Two-faced, mature-woman therapist top x paranormal detective girl, jealous bottom

All things that aren't allowed to become spirits after the founding of the nation, but insist on popping up to make their presence known.

After successfully winning her over, a certain woman lay weakly on the bed, cheeks flushed.

Yu Yao: "Dr. Bai, I don't feel well. Come give me a thorough examination. (//////)"

Bai Fang: "I'm a therapist. I don't do physical examinations or treat illnesses."

Warning: The female lead is the sort of person who lusts after people's bodies, and she's a bit of a creep. If that's not your thing, feel free to skip it. I hope you won't leave comments that spoil anyone's mood. It'll be better for both of us.

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As a vampire, Li Guang accidentally found the little ghost Bai Ruanruan, who had only a wisp of soul left. In a good mood, she took her home to raise as a pet.

Bai Ruanruan: "Thank you for saving me, big sis~ My blood is delicious too. Would you like to try it?"

Li Guang: "Soul-blood doesn't taste good. I'm only interested in the living."

Bai Ruanruan: "Come on, big sis, just try it. I smell super good QAQ."

Li Guang: "Pets should act like pets."

Much later, Bai Ruanruan got her body back, and became deliciously fragrant to Li Guang.

Li Guang: "Ruanruan, I'm hungry."

Bai Ruanruan, who used to be adorable and cling to her side, smiled faintly: "I'm busy."

Vampire discovers she's into it warning

Fake-cold, genuinely doting vampire, mature-woman top x adorable, jealous sweetheart with a million little schemes

"How My Pet Turned into a Sweet Little Wife"

Theme: Growing through the yearning for beautiful feelings and the struggles along the way