Is It a Mistake for the Romance System to Call Itself Dazai?

Please don't spend money buying VIP chapters for now! I've asked my editor to remove the paywall, and the cost of chapters you've already bought will be refunded to your accounts. The more I wrote, the more wrong it felt. Even I think it wasn't as sweet as the earlier parts, and I couldn't recapture how I felt back then. The outline is complete, though, so once the paywall is removed, I'll find a time to polish it and post all the remaining plot. At least that'll give the story some closure. I'm so sorry, sob sob. Forcing myself to write is painful too. From now on, I won't start a story unless I have 200,000 words saved up in advance.

*Please be sure to read the reading guide at the end of the blurb before reading this story.*

Showing the target of her affections one hundred percent love, until she even believes it herself, then immediately withdrawing along with those feelings the moment the conquest is complete: this is Kiyohara Natsuki's winning strategy in the game What Is So Wrong with Being Polyamorous? Its success rate is a full 100%.

Every target she conquers is convinced that they are the only person she loves.

Until one day, the worlds she had already conquered merge, and she can no longer log out of the game.

Kiyohara Natsuki: I'm doomed.

Some bald teacher [100%]: You know, besides wanting to be a hero, being with you is all I need.

Some Yokohama songstress [100%]: I can devote everything I have to the organization, except you.

Some psychic [100%]: ...Oh-ho.

(Removes his limiter.)

System: Warning! Warning! Combat power has exceeded all limits. The world is about to collapse. The mission has changed. Reduce the target's affection immediately!

Kiyohara Natsuki: ...Let's see, who's the most disliked jerk with the worst relationships? Oh, you, Bandage Freak! If I'm with you, everyone will hate me by association, right?

Kiyohara Natsuki: "Hi, everyone. I've fallen for someone else, for that bandage-wasting device ^ v ^."

...Wait, why does my otome romance System also call itself Dazai? Is something wrong here??? (Shocked.jpg)

The first month after a certain Bandage Freak became Kiyohara Natsuki's System: She's kind of interesting. I'll pretend to be a System and play along.

The second month: She's pretty interesting. I might as well keep pretending to be her System for a while longer.

The nth month: Even if I can only watch her conquer all of you, I'm still her closest and most important bond. All of you here are trash.

The nth plus one month: It's my turn now, isn't it?

A friend's story recommendation!! A Certain Vector Manipulator's Yuri by Xiao Shunyi

Completed story: The Green Tea Villain Says She Loves Me [Book Transmigration] by Wen Zhaoyin

Stories in my collection, please add them to your reading list

The Red Sun Queen [Crossover]

The mafia boss Baiguiyuan Qianami has a nickname: "The Red Sun Queen." When her signature red hair, as dazzling as the rising sun, appears, victory is all but assured.

I was causing trouble out in the world when one careless mistake got me caught by my nemesis, a police officer, and thrown in jail. Then I discovered that everyone in here is talented, and they all talk so nicely. I love it here!

I chatted with the guy on my left: "Bro, what did you say? You want to die by suicide in a clean, bright, and energetic way? Then you've come to the right person. I once knew a kid who died by suicide all dressed up, inhaling too much laughing gas. He died happy and looking sharp. What do you say, want to give it a shot?"

I chatted with the guy on my right: "Hahahahahahaha, bro, you're that huge and still a high schooler? Don't make me laugh. Do I look like an elementary schooler to you? Hahahaha... Hey, hey, keep your Stand from picking my lock! I don't want to escape! I don't want to get out!"

I chatted with the guy across from me: "Bro, your name's kind of long. How about this, Fedya, want to play a round? We're one short. Oh, you're new? Hehe... Ahem, I mean, that's fine, come on, let's go!"

...I, Baiguiyuan Qianami, salute you as the boss! Boss, go easy on this elementary schoolgirl! If I lose again, I'll have to bet my underwear!

Sigh, I'm just an ordinary little social genius. How did I end up with another bunch of bros? Having too many bros is a problem in its own right.

Excerpt from The Autobiography of the Red Sun Queen

*, Reading Guide, *

*, 1. Dark Atsushi, White Akutagawa, Boss Dazai / Armed Detective Agency Dazai, and a living Oda Sakunosuke. OOC warning.

*, 2. I'm trying a new writing style: first person, a series of one-on-one relationships, no multiple partners, and ultimately one-on-one. Mostly sweet and indulgent. I don't enjoy tormenting male characters, but there is some to varying degrees, so please bear with me.

*, 3. The blurb was screenshotted and archived on 2019.12.27. Please don't steal ideas.

*, 4. The cover features the heroine. She's so cute~!

Theme: Love life and respect every living thing