[Crossover] The Villain Figurines Gained Sentience

That day, I was giving my new son a coat of paint with a loving look in my eyes and a steady hand.

Look at those alluring, seductive cherry-red eyes and that teasing jet-black hair. The Boss's cross-dressing look is truly the best... Wait, did he just wink at me???!!!

I silently picked up the wisteria flowers I'd prepared earlier and shoved them into the face of my brand-new figurine. Then I glanced at my precious display cabinet: "..."

Standing by the window on the eighteenth floor, I watched the wind rage outside and sighed.

My figurines had come to life.

But all I wanted was a quiet, well-behaved little villain I could squish and squeeze as I pleased. I never wanted villains who would drag you into a suicide pact, turn you into a demon, or kill you and your old flame for good measure...

Premise conceived on 2019.6.16, blurb completed on 2019.12.06. Screenshots saved for the record. Don't steal the idea.