The Milk-Obsessed Divine Emperor Wants a Hug

[Be sure to check the warnings below the synopsis!]

[Couple: A lovable, easily flustered, clingy male lead x a tough, troublemaking female general who is completely wrapped around his finger]

[He acts cute, soft and sweet, and she can't resist him]

After the Mu family falls into ruin, Mu Jin volunteers for military service and goes to guard the border. An imperial decree soon arrives, and the army marches north.

The people of the capital who watched the slender young girl enter the military camp never imagined that one day she would stand before them clad in black and dark armor, a long sword in hand and a fierce cloak billowing behind her. Her phoenix eyes cold, she parts her red lips and says coolly, "Everyone, long time no see."

Leaning against her is a man with white robes and ink-black hair, red lips and white teeth, his expression utterly innocent and his eyes brimming with tears as he timidly hides behind Mu Jin.

The people of Dayou: "..."

We're scared, we're scared. That icy stare!

So after three years at the border, she came back with a man?

When you gaze at Chen Yan, remember: Mu Jin is watching you.

Excerpt: #They say General Mu hates men who act cute#

After the Qianlu Banquet, the Mu family's guards go out to buy snacks for Chen Yan and overhear people whispering in the street.

"Have you heard? At yesterday's banquet, someone called the young master a sissy."

"Yikes... Who would dare?"

"General Mu. She said she hates men who act cute."

"Her? That can't be right."

"What, have you heard some inside gossip?"

The guard: "..." Nothing to say.

The guard returns with snacks and picture books and opens the gates of the Mu residence, only to hear:

"A Jin, I want candied hawthorn."

"Good boy, the guards went to buy some."

"Aww, A Jin! A Yan wants to play with this."

"All right."

"A Jin, is A Yan annoying?"

"No, A Yan is very well-behaved."

"Hehe, A Jin, hug me~"

"Come here."

The guard: "...?"

This is the General Mu who supposedly hates men acting cute.

Everyone, come and see!

She's clearly enjoying it!

Reading guide: No melodrama or silly, naive heroines. The author's mom promises sweetness and indulgence throughout, with no angst.

Both leads are each other's first and only partners, physically and emotionally.

The main story is the first life of the male and female leads from the related novel "The Demon Emperor Cried and Begged Me to Marry Him."

It can also be read as a complete standalone story!

[Warning! The main couple features a woman doting on a man.

- The secondary couple includes a BL pairing, but only in the extras, not the main story.

I was young and didn't understand people's likes and dislikes, so read with caution if this bothers you.

Aside from this novel and its prequel, "The Demon Emperor Cried and Begged Me to Marry Him," none of my other novels include BL, and none of my future novels will either.]

Coming Soon: "The Empress's Record of Misfortune"

[An outwardly innocent, "pretty fool" who lies flat and lives lazily x an ambitious traitor and schemer, a walking disaster]

#The walking disaster is actually me?#

#Written as a disaster, read as wrapped around her finger#

#Where did my pretty little fool go?#

On their wedding night, the ever-obedient Ninth Prince pins Lou Wuyi down. Seeing the dark look in his eyes and his wicked smile, she suddenly realizes she has brought a wolf back to her den.

But Yan Chenshi still isn't satisfied. He smiles wickedly and asks in a lingering, ambiguous tone, "My wife, when will you give me the seal of the empress's palace?"

Where did my pretty little fool go?!

Theme: Only after experiencing darkness can you know how warm the light is