As someone who transmigrated into a book, Yuan Qingheng has a script that calls for him to reform the male lead. He dutifully suffers all kinds of physical abuse until his soul scatters and the mission is complete. As he waits for his reward from the Heavenly Dao, he opens his eyes and finds himself back on the night before he crippled the male lead.
Remembering his miserable death in his previous life...
Yuan Qingheng: This time, can I be the one who turns evil?
Why be the male lead's doomed white moonlight? Isn't it better to be a great demon lord everyone fears?
He promptly makes a run for it, impersonates the sinister, unpredictable, universally hated leader of the demon lords, the False God, and begins life as a sickly, weak, lazy demon lord.
But he hasn't given up his habit of drinking sweet water, can't hide how he gets winded after only a few steps, and looks nothing like the hideous False God in the rumors, with his delicate, beautiful face.
Gradually, everyone starts looking at him differently.
His demon-lord underlings can't stand anyone saying a single bad thing about him. The powerful bigwigs blush when they see him. Even his mortal enemies avert their eyes...
Yuan Qingheng: “This isn't right.”
He strokes the cute head of the spirit cat he picked up and sighs. “People are complicated. You're much better, you sweet, gentle little thing.”
The only true god of all ages, pet cat Su Lingjiang, lowers his head and coughs, falling silent.
Yuan Qingheng keeps believing that his spirit pet is soft, cute, and harmless, right up until...
Yuan Qingheng grips his sword and backs away, glaring at the handsome, cold-faced man on the bed. “Who are you?! Where's my super-pettable cat?”
The man blinks, looking innocent and expressionless. “...Meow.”
1. The true god is temporarily a pet, but is actually a gorgeous man and woman-loving top (Su Lingjiang) x a sick but not weak, survival-minded, lazy bottom pretending to be a demon lord (Yuan Qingheng). The couple take on evil demon lords and create a new world.
2. Surprise, this is also a story about past and present lives.
3. I'll do my best to write a silly, universally adored comedy.
A preview of my upcoming book, Bouncing Between Fanfiction and Canon
Bestselling protagonist Xue Yanzhi accidentally transmigrates into his own fanfiction.
It's an all-male harem novel where he's the dominant partner. To stay alive, he must play the scumbag top, show off his seductive skills, and make everyone devoted to him...
Straight as a ruler, romance-clueless Xue Yanzhi: No problem.
Being good at learning is a basic requirement for any protagonist. He can learn anything.
Soon, he's read masterpieces like The Domineering Immortal Lord Loves Me So, Don't Be Afraid, My Runaway Sweetheart, and Play with Me, But Don't Play with Fire.
Then he quickly puts what he's learned into practice...
Xue Yanzhi: Look at that ring of fire. It's shaped like a heart when it burns.
Rival: Yeah, it'd be even better if you weren't burning down my home.
Xue Yanzhi: Master, the nights are long. If you're lonely, I'll keep you company.
Master: ...I'm teaching a lesson. Everyone on the peak can hear us right now.
Xue Yanzhi: Junior Brother, you're the red flower and the white snow. You're the most special person to me.
Junior Brother: Did you forget? You just said that to Master.
The conquest goes through endless twists and turns, but at least the love-triangle drama is working out nicely.
His rival defects from the Demon Palace, his junior brother and master draw their swords on each other, his “little junior sister” barges into the fray, and his adopted son steals someone right under his nose.
Xue Yanzhi rattles the chains in his hands. “System, they're devoted enough, right? Can I finally go home?”
System: Oh, um... you completed the mission and returned to the original novel ages ago.
Xue Yanzhi: ?
So the people I conquered after that were my real rival, junior brother, and master?
Xue Yanzhi: .
The tall, handsome man narrows his eyes and presses his cold lips gently to Xue Yanzhi's forehead. “Every inch of your flesh and bone is my creation. You belong to me completely.”
Xue Yanzhi: “No, no, listen to me...”
“Go on,” the man interrupts with a smile. “I won't believe anything you say, but you still have to say it. Tell me you love me. Tell me you'll never leave me. Come on, say it.”
Xue Yanzhi: .
#After visiting fanfiction and returning to canon without realizing it, you keep flirting with the same people as before and soon fake your own death again#
#What do you do when your former harem, now your current tops, catch you, seem to go mad, and become one person who wants you bound to him in life and death?#
#My ass might actually be doomed#
1. Not an all-male harem. One top in multiple incarnations, with three combining into one who'll explain why.
2. Xue Yanzhi is the bottom, the bottom, the bottom!
3. No pregnancy plot. I really can't write that QAQ
4. He returns to the original novel without realizing it and keeps using the fanfiction playbook to flirt, only to crash and burn.
Theme: Work together to build a glorious world.
Damn it, the protagonist of Shabi didn't do anything bad even if someone approached you with a purpose, right? I've helped you so many times. I don't force you to be grateful, but you can't kill them either, EX
I love this man so much!!! He is so awesome!
Does your wife really not plan to write a new article? Woohoo, it's been two years and all the flowers have faded.
I laughed so hard that when I read this chapter, I suddenly realized that Lingsheng was the cat in the text.
So, the attack is facial control, right?
Ah, this murderous intention came so suddenly
Nice looking*^O^*
Ahhhhhhhhhh help this book is so good why isn't it popular!!!!
Aren't you going to write a new article yet? Missing for two years
Spirit descending: work for your wife while being angry