Yu Mu is a naturally airheaded guy with an incredibly slow reaction time.
Because he's always a beat slower than everyone else, even when he joins an escape game, he seems to be playing a completely different genre from the others.
Flames blaze everywhere, zombies roam the streets, and everyone screams as they flee for their lives.
Yu Mu, who hasn't caught on yet: (¬_¬)
Everyone else: We get it. That's the composure of a real expert.
The game ends, with more than half the players dead or injured. Everyone has just burst into tears of joy.
Yu Mu, only now catching on: (O_O)
Everyone else: Stop celebrating. Can't you tell that was just a feint?
After a few lucky mishaps, Yu Mu somehow becomes a legendary expert in everyone's eyes.
But that doesn't stop him from being airheaded, and he still thinks he's unlucky.
Other people draw guardian spirits like ghosts, mermaids, and even the Grim Reaper.
Yu Mu looks at the delicate little figure he drew, which doesn't seem to have much fighting ability. Meeting its dark eyes, he sighs softly. "Sorry, I'm really slow to react. Can you take care of yourself?"
Gong Can, commander-in-chief of the game, the true god overseeing everything, and the one and only tyrant, nods. "I should be able to."
"That's great, then." Yu Mu pokes the little figure and smiles. "It's nice to meet you. Since this is our first time meeting, is there anything you'd like to say to me?"
Gong Can looks at Yu Mu, then reaches up and taps out a line of code on his tiny screen, a line only he can understand:
[Welcome back, my love.]
1. This is my first time writing something like an infinite-flow story.
2. It's really just a silly, sweet romance. Kisses, kisses, kisses!
3. The bottom really is naturally airheaded, but he wasn't born that way.
Theme: The two husbands join hands to fight monsters