The Whole World Ships Me with President Bai

In Year N, Earth fell apart, and otherworldly realms such as the Mermaid Empire and the Doomsday Paradise were unlocked one after another.

The road to saving the world began.

Qiu Shuxin was the chosen one, and his golden finger was his beautiful love story.

The heavens forced him to ship himself with his archenemy, Bai Zhou. If he didn't play along, he couldn't unleash his full power.

Looking at his archenemy Bai Zhou, who had a handsome face, gave off a cold aura, and kept everyone at a distance, Qiu Shuxin thought: ...Well, it's for the sake of saving the world.

He gave it a try and nearly died. Gritting his teeth, he threw himself into it, shamelessly flirting with the cold-faced archenemy and pushing right past Bai Zhou's boundaries.

[After ten consecutive lines of dialogue, breaking the record. Supplies will drop from the sky in three minutes.]

[Holding hands once without triggering Bai Zhou's germophobia. The immortality aura will remain active for ten minutes.]

Just as the world was about to be saved, Qiu Shuxin was finally able to tell Bai Zhou the truth

But Bai Zhou frowned and held him by the shoulders. "At this time yesterday, you'd already asked me for a kiss three times. Today, you haven't asked even once."

Bai Zhou: "Qiu Shuxin, you're acting strange."

Bai Zhou: "Knock on my door any time tonight and come make up for it."

Qiu Shuxin: ???

Qiu Shuxin: !!!

Before

The city was overrun by zombies. Their supplies were gone, and the outer defenses were about to fall.

Ge Jun had just dealt with a zombie when he turned around and blurted out, "Holy crap, I'm about to die, and my two best bros are making out?!"

The moment he said it, reinforcements arrived and the crisis was averted.

Later

On the pitch-black sea, the faint light of a ship illuminated a pale face, while a siren's long tail slapped against the rocks.

People screamed. Ge Jun calmed the panicked crowd, brushed the sunflower seed shells off his clothes, and said, "This is nothing."

He pointed at Qiu Shuxin with one hand and Bai Zhou with the other. "You two, make out for me right now, okay?"

1. It's kind of like an infinite-flow story.

2. Really, it's just a ridiculous story about falling in love. Sweet, sweet, sweet, kisses, kisses, kisses.

3. My favorite kind of cold, aloof seme and cheeky uke.