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I got my husband by pretending he'd run me over!
As the person who got conned, Sang Zhengming wasn't keen on having a wife drop out of the sky.
So when the little bride in front of him suggested they make do with each other for a while, he played along, without saying a word about getting a marriage license.
Not long after,
Sang Zhengming hinted, "Wife, I could come down with another high fever."
Cheng Jiahe: "...So?"
"Why don't you pretend I ran you over again? This time, I won't fight back!"
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Cheng Jiahe landed on her backside in the Seventies,
becoming a respectable educated youth sent down to the countryside, and a master at pretending people had run her over.
While everyone else sweated and bled after being sent to the countryside, she not only conned the best-looking village boy into becoming her husband, but also went on to live a comfortable life everyone envied.
The instant she opened her eyes, Cheng Jiahe nearly got locked in a chicken coop as she cried, "Don't get the wrong idea! You weren't the one who conned me!"
Someone: ???
"...I was wrong. I wasn't the one who conned you."
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Coming next in my column: The Little Lucky Star of the Seventies
Yang Yunkai of the Fanshen River Production Brigade was getting on in years, yet he was still a clueless bachelor.
He was a boy with such delicate, pretty features that the village girls were too intimidated to make a move.
One day, this block of wood finally caught on. Watching the single village girl next door grow prettier by the day, he couldn't resist bringing over a ladder.
On a dark and windy night, Yang climbed up the wall with his ladder, only to come face-to-face with a bashful, rosy-cheeked beauty.
Hearing the noise of someone setting up a ladder next door, Yan Jingjing rejoiced inwardly: All that wandering around was worth it. Looks like he finally can't hold back!
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Yan Jingjing was a little spirit who made a habit of doing good deeds. After getting struck by lightning, she discovered she'd transmigrated.
She had transmigrated into a period novel she'd read, as a pitiful village girl who was bullied to death by the local tyrant while gathering wild herbs on the mountain.
Having died and come back to life outside the cycle of reincarnation, Yan Jingjing was on the verge of being matched with someone by the kindly village women's director. Panicking, she hurriedly set her sights on the village's handsome block of wood.
Yang Yunkai was the former husband in the story, conned by the educated-youth heroine, then sent off to the grasslands, and finally pushed off a cliff by the domineering male lead. He was clearly destined to be cannon fodder too.
But... Yan Jingjing gazed at his captivating face, her heart fluttering and pounding. She decided she ought to see her good deed through to the end.
[Reader's Guide]
The male and female leads are both looks-obsessed.
A mischievous little spirit and a scheming big bad wolf with a fluffy tail
Theme: Stay positive
Why is it that Da Zhuang is described as being no different from a fool? . . .
Damn, I would like to ask what is the update frequency?
In fact, the map should have been changed a long time ago. The male protagonist just kept saying that he wanted to find out more about the local business situation... Ugh
Come on, looking forward to your return
Take a leave and get the test results in Shanghai. It may take a few days.
If it were two thousand years old, my hometown would probably be more remote.
Hahahahahahahaha looking forward to the follow-up
There were no extracurricular classes in that era. If there were, sign up quickly and save your worries.
What an unlucky boy. This beating was not unjust.
Hahahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts