The Sawada Family's Thousand-Layered Schemes

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Nana is a traditional Japanese woman.

After seeing off her husband, who went to Antarctica to drill for oil, she lives an ordinary, happy life of eating, sleeping, and raising her child.

At some point, a few strange things begin happening in the Sawada family's backyard.

Every so often, a child appears from who knows where.

One child kicks at the coffin lid of Newton's laws of gravity.

Another has an equal-armed cross on their head.

One child makes a "kufufu" sound.

One child is wrapped in bandages and seems to be a chuunibyou.

One child seems to have destroyed the world.

One child wants to plunge the world into a beautiful dream.

But no matter what, they're all good kids.

The do-as-he-pleases spider boss / the distillery's only real liquor / Yokohama's Lock-Picking King / the chuunibyou villain who wants the whole world to fall into a beautiful dream: That's right, I'm a good kid.

Sawada's only biological son, Tuna (huh?): But still, Mom, haven't you noticed that the world has changed ever since these guys showed up?!

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Tips:

This story could also be called #NanaMomConquersTheWorld#

The author-invented details are mountainous, so please don't scrutinize them.

At heart, it's a story about raising kids xd

Blurb idea saved on December 1.

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Here's a coming-soon story, "Literary Boy Tsunayoshi-kun," which will be my next work.

As a national treasure of Japanese literature and a genius writer, Sawada Tsunayoshi has a secret only he knows:

He's just a timid good-for-nothing who can't do anything.

He can write words that supposedly move people because they're all drawn from his personal experiences.

He once joined the Seventh Hokage to beat up Kaguya, and once descended upon the mysterious Heian-kyo as a god.

His footsteps have reached ancient Uruk, and he's even slept soundly on the bed of a Genji prince.

Joy, pain, and sorrow: These unique experiences are what made him the uncrowned king of Japanese literature.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Thanks for asking. I'm just an ordinary literary boy who tries a little harder than most.

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What? You say he should become the Tenth Vongola Boss, the leader of the mafia?

You may lose a boss, but we'd lose the hope of all Japanese literature! >**

As the blurb and title say, this is a new idea, with Tsunayoshi heading down the path of becoming a literary youth in Yokohama.

He won't become the boss (probably).

The CP is set: R27.

There will probably be various unrequited crushes on 27.

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Theme: Everyone has a responsibility to care for children