Why Aren't You Dead Yet?

Yao Shi is the youngest princess of the Demon Clan. She has three older brothers. She has been pampered by the whole clan for 30,000 years and has grown up. The place with the most complete collection of spiritual objects in the world is not the Treasure Pavilion in the Demon Realm, but the boudoir of the little Princess Yao. Shen Heng is a heavenly immortal, his age is a mystery, his past is a mystery, his face is said to be so miraculous, it is said that all the fairies he has ever seen remember him fondly, and he ranks at the top of the list of most disliked by men all over the world. June 6th, the Human Lantern Festival. Yao Shi sneaked into the human world to play, and met a pair to win the lantern festival. She actively participated in it, but she failed repeatedly because she was not familiar with the pairs in the human world. She was depressed when a young man in white appeared next to her. He answered all the questions in just a cup of tea and won applause from the street. Yao Shi watched the young man in white take the first prize lantern... But then turned around and handed it to her. The faint smile on his face was a thousand times more beautiful than the exquisite lantern. He said softly: "Send it to you." "..." Yao Shi thought about it, this is what the storybook said about seeing each other. There is a soul-purifying magic treasure called the Lotus Lamp, which is used in the heaven and demon worlds. After death, the soul is stored in the lamp, and it can be transformed into an immortal again. Yao Shi and Shen Heng got married in the human world, and their love for each other made others envious, but human lifespan is ultimately limited—— Shen Heng was waiting for his wife to die and take her soul to heaven. Su Ming's lotus lamp had already been wiped clean and ready, waiting for her to die; Yao Shi also asked the Demon Lord for a magic weapon a long time ago. When her husband dies, she can take him back to the Demon Realm and live together forever. Seventy years have passed. Eighty years have passed. One hundred years... Everyone in Qingyuan Town knows that there is a centenarian couple in the town who never get sick. They have wrinkled faces and gray hair, but they can still chop bricks with bare hands and scale walls with strength. They must be possessed by evil spirits, and everyone avoids them. Little did they know, the evil couple looked at their wives every night when they fell asleep, and they were puzzled. No... How are you still alive? No matter how immortal you are, your soul-purifying magic weapon will be destroyed! ! ! [Cold on the outside and coquettish on the inside x Fairy spirited character x Innocent and cute demon princess] One-sentence synopsis: It's probably a silly story where I can take you to heaven and earth as soon as you die, but you never die. * Note: The inspiration comes from a very cute joke on the Internet, with the consent of the original joke~ Intention:.