[Please add my upcoming novel, The Demon God Cursed Me to Have Nothing but Money, to your reading list~]
[Not related to any movie, television series, or game.]
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As a beloved disciple of a sage, Yang Chan's life should have been free of any troubles.
...If only curiosity hadn't led her to meet the reincarnation of the spirit pearl, who had once been her teacher's attendant.
Nezha: "So what does that mean? You don't like me anymore? You want to abandon your lotus-root boy?"
Yang Chan rubs his head. "I mean I'm going to get revenge for you. But right now, your top priority is to recover properly."
"Oh."
Seeing Nezha get placated in a second, Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi, who came to visit and show their concern, are at a loss for words. Some lotus-root people really are...
Huang Tianhua, who's out walking the dog, strolls in and sighs to the two fellow disciples. "I told you not to rush over. You're always getting shown up by lovebirds. How have you still not learned?"
Yang Jian & Lei Zhenzi: :-)
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My take on Honghuang and Investiture of the Gods, with a mountain of headcanon. The timeline is as tangled as a ball of yarn. Every setting exists to serve the romance between the couple. If anything makes you uncomfortable while reading, please run!
A friend's upcoming novel: [The Legend of Luo Xiaohei] Everyone Thinks I'm Not Human, by Fu Yun Lanzhou
Pairing: Xuan Li. One-line description: Who could possibly not like him?
My completed novels: The Whole Internet Hated Me, but I Went Back to School for a Government Job and Became Famous; I Became Famous in the Entertainment Industry Through My Physical Strength; [Honghuang] I Heard Laozi Has a Crush on Me; [Honghuang] She Achieved the Dao Through Good Fortune; The Years I Was Doted on by the Honghuang Big Shots
My upcoming novel, The Demon God Cursed Me to Have Nothing but Money
Blurb: After refusing to be exploited by the boss, Lu Li, an idol whose limited-run group has disbanded and who is looking to change careers, is blacklisted and frozen out by her company.
Listening to her crooked manager repeatedly tell her that she'd have countless opportunities if she got together with the boss, Lu Li simply counts the days until her contract expires, quits the entertainment industry on the last day, and goes home to farm. Then...
On her first day turning the soil in the countryside, Lu Li digs up a jar containing a sealed demon god in her family field.
The demon god, released from the jar, says ominously, "Congratulations, unlucky good-hearted person. I will give you the cruelest, most vicious curse in the world. You will be alone for the rest of your life, unable to have children. Even if you have untold riches, no one in this world will ever truly love you again. From now on, you will have nothing but cold, hard cash."
Lu Li: ?
Really? There's such a wonderful thing in the world?
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During the first millennium of his imprisonment, the demon god thinks, If anyone can release me, I'll give them boundless power and influence, enough to rule as king or tyrant.
But no one helps him break the seal.
During the second millennium of his imprisonment, the demon god thinks, If anyone can release me, I'll grant them any wish, even immortality and eternal life.
But still no one helps him break the seal.
During the third millennium of his imprisonment, the demon god thinks, If anyone can release me, I'll give them the cruelest, most vicious curse in the world! But...
He looks at the entertainment-industry directors and idols, down-and-out actors, and one, two, three, four potential wealthy heirs who have appeared around her. They flatter and fawn over her, all hoping to get her money. So do the talented young people from the righteous cultivation sects, the very people he despises most. Yet Lu Li is happier and happier by the day.
The demon god, unable to keep up with modern thinking, can't help wondering like an old fossil:
Why isn't she despairing, even though no one truly loves her?
Lu Li, who won the ten-billion jackpot lottery right after being cursed: Hee-hee. I'll take wealth and glory, but I don't need a shred of true love ^_^
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The blurb was inspired by the story of the demon and the fisherman from One Thousand and One Nights~
Theme: Cherish life.
Please update a little more, ma'am, I'm so greedy. Your article has no meal replacements on the entire internet.
Did I meet a player who will be updated in the second season after entering V?
Teacher, you finally updated 😭
Haokan has finally been updated, of course Nezha can do it!!! You are Lingzhuzi, originally from the Wa Palace!
Our little Lotus is also loved by someone. To be honest, Li Jing is not a father.
Oh my god, I finally saw the update, and it turned out to be only two chapters. I checked the comments and they were from a week ago.
Dad is finally back. When will your dumplings be cooked? The vinegar is ready.
Baby, I have been waiting for the update qwq
Dear author, you are finally back
It's so beautiful 🤩 [spreading flowers] Please don't stop updating it. 😣 😭 at least continue this dish of jealousy