[Wuxia Crossover] The Old Jianghu Doctor Specializing in Kidney Deficiency

[The entire novel costs just 1.3 yuan. Please support the official release.] [Next up: the upcoming story "[Honghuang] After I Forced Myself on the Primordial Heavenly Lord..." One-line summary: He ran away while pregnant.] [Upcoming contemporary fantasy] "After Getting Blacklisted by the Entire Internet, I Left Showbiz to Take the Civil Service Exam and Became Famous" Please add it to your favorites! (Blurb below.) Blurb: Recently, a perverted woman suddenly appeared in the martial world. There are two reasons she's called a pervert: First, this woman's unfathomably powerful martial arts skills are perverted. No one who has ever met her has been able to get within a foot of her. Second, this woman has a perverted hobby of making men take kidney-tonic pills. Since her debut, countless men of the martial world have fallen victim to her. According to reports, her victims so far include such martial arts prodigies as a certain rooster, a certain Thief-Scent, and a certain Flower Detective. Some speculate that a certain Sword God and a certain Sword Immortal will fall victim to her in the future as well. Strangely, though, a certain Hua, who should have been on the list of victims, remains safe and sound to this day. Lin "the subject of outrageous rumors" "the perverted woman herself" Zhaozhao: But actually, I just have Dazai's No Longer Human as a martial arts-style ability, so I'm immune to every kind of martial arts technique. I'm just an ordinary person who became an old-time doctor specializing in kidney deficiency to complete a System mission. The kidney-deficient victims: Yeah, right! If you're so innocent, add your boyfriend, that certain Hua, to your patient list too! P.S. The setting is fictional, the timeline is a mess, and there are OOC warnings. The story is short, so things will move quickly. If anything feels wrong, be sure to get out in time. [My completed works]: "[Honghuang] I Heard Laozi Has a Crush on Me," "[Honghuang] She Proved Her Dao Through Luck" [My upcoming works]: "[Honghuang] After Becoming the Sanqing's Older Sister, I Started an Online Romance with the Heavenly Dao," "[Honghuang] Shock! The Reason the Primordial Heavenly Lord Hates the Demon Clan Is Actually..." +++ [Upcoming contemporary fantasy] "After Getting Blacklisted by the Entire Internet, I Left Showbiz to Take the Civil Service Exam and Became Famous" Blurb: Song Man transmigrated into a book, becoming the brainless, vicious female supporting character who was constantly used as a pawn in a showbiz power fantasy novel she had read overnight. The plot had already reached its middle and later stages. She was universally hated online, with people all over Weibo shouting, "Song Man, get out of showbiz!" Even the company that had once supported her when she was famous had revealed its capitalists' greedy nature, using all kinds of hidden traps in her contract to demand an astronomical penalty from her. Looking at this devilish opening that spelled certain doom, Song Man sat on the bed and thought for a moment. Then she fished her original's university diploma out from under the bed and went off to pass the civil service exam. Here's a little-known fact: if a celebrity passes the civil service exam, they don't have to pay a contract termination fee. Surprise, surprise! The company, which had been waiting to use the contract to force Song Man into a career in adult entertainment: ??? * Song Man had originally thought that after passing the civil service exam, the story's original plot would have nothing to do with her anymore. However... Not long after she started her new job, the department head suddenly came over with a stack of documents and a genial smile. "Xiao Song, our department happens to have a program promoting rural tourism in collaboration with some celebrities. They want a regular staff member on the show. I heard you used to work in showbiz, so this is yours." Song Man: ??? How could the plot make her "return" to showbiz after all that? Later... After "Our Hometown," a show showcasing the peaceful, idyllic life of rural towns, aired, it dominated the trending searches. Song Man, who was one of the regular cast members, became famous across the internet all over again. Her former haters cried as they apologized on her Weibo and begged her to make a comeback. #Apologize to Song Man: The treasure we misunderstood all those years, Sister Song #Begging Song Song to return to showbiz. A fairy-like beauty like her deserves to be famous! Theme: Love life, no matter where or when!