(Persona 5 + Jujutsu Kaisen) Repent, Suguru Geto

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One day, my childhood friend suddenly called me and said he'd figured it out: he was going to create a world with only sorcerers.

I didn't understand what he meant. I just thought he'd lost his mind, so I tried to express my concern as tactfully as possible and asked if that 5t5 bastard had finally driven him crazy.

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Him: ...

Him: I'm going to kill every non-sorcerer.

Me: ...? Your parents are non-sorcerers too. That's not a funny joke.

Him: I'll kill them too.

Him: Will you join me?

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I hung up on him immediately.

Help, what do I do when a stupid teenage boy hits his late rebellious phase and immediately turns into a threat to humanity? He's going around like he's promoting some kind of cult.

So I turned around and posted him on the help-wanted page of a certain famous Phantom Thieves group for everyone to laugh at.

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A few days later, Auntie Geto, whom I hadn't seen in ages, called me. She asked if her son had recently gone through some kind of romantic trouble or other setback. Apparently, after coming home out of nowhere, the first thing he did upon seeing his parents was drop to his knees and kowtow over and over, crying and repenting for having such treasonous thoughts.

Me: ...For a moment, I couldn't decide whether to go beat up the real Suguru Geto for actually planning to kill his parents, or praise Ren Amamiya for acting so quickly.

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1. A crossover between Jujutsu Kaisen and Persona 5, following the P5 anime timeline. The main goal is to make some food for my niche fandom. I'm writing for fun, so just enjoy it. If it's not for you, please leave, and I hope you find something you like.

2. I will always love Ren Amamiya.

3. There may be one-sided crushes from other characters, but they're all friendship or familial love. Just because feelings are involved doesn't mean it's romance. ()

2023.12.28

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