After I Became the Adorable Husband of a Northeastern Tycoon

This novel's blurb: Gu Jiao Yang, a descendant of an immortal sect, fell asleep while cultivating. When he woke up, his soul had transmigrated to the scene of a highway accident. After waking from their night together, he opened his eyes and saw a domineering CEO sitting beside the bed with an unreadable expression. The CEO said coldly: "I'll take responsibility." Only after being handed a business card and entering a temporary marriage did Gu Jiao Yang realize he had transmigrated into a melodramatic wealthy-family novel, becoming a cannon-fodder love interest with a tragic ending. Faced with the original novel's devoted male supporting character, the domineering CEO, who divorces him and then madly pursues the protagonist love interest, only to meet a miserable end, Gu Jiao Yang leads an Observation System in crushing the villains and successfully climbing to the peak of life. Years later, Gu Jiao Yang, still playing the part of a white lotus and carrying their baby, lounges on the villa balcony. Watching the silly CEO build a snowman in the garden, he is not only alive and well, but has also smashed the head of the original novel's scheming white lotus love interest. After building a snowman family of three, Dai Gu Can looks up at his chubby little husband on the balcony and shouts without the slightest shame: "Little Lamb! I love you so darn much!!!" -- You are the scorching sun that sets my heart ablaze. Bonus Scene-- Scheming White Lotus: Boo hoo, Gu Can, I'm the moonlight in your heart! My company is in trouble, give me some money, okay? Gu Jiao Yang: Waah, Mr. Dai, he's bullying me! I need ten million to make my heart stop hurting! Dai Gu Can: What the heck are you doing here, you little punk? Don't be scared, darling. Here's twenty million to play with. What's wrong with your heart? I'll stew a lamb for you to build up your strength! Mr. Dai punches the scheming white lotus in the nose, ruining his permanent Korean-style nose job. Then he takes Little Lamb by the hand, tucks it into his pocket, goes home, slaughters the best-looking sheep on the ranch, and makes a whole-lamb hot pot. Observation System: Human Observation Record, Day X: The target has not done anything to destroy the world. They are also dating and having a baby, and appear willing to coexist peacefully for the long term. Evaluation: Pass. Goofy, straightforward, sweet-hearted Northeastern Chinese seme x drama-loving, clingy, sharp-toothed lamb uke P.S. The relevant information comes from Baidu Baike. Don't take it too seriously. Male pregnancy relies on technological transplantation. The rejection response is severe, and a C-section can be life-threatening. Do not imitate. Coming soon: My Nonhuman Lover [Apocalypse] Blurb: Liming hides in the shadows of the ruins and asks, "Where are you?" There is no sound around him. Only the temperature boiling inside his body answers... "Baby, I'm everywhere. I've always been inside your body." * TMOH. The label on the experimental tank is a little worn. The messenger of hell An emissary from hell. * "Do all your messengers from hell love getting freaky?!" Liming leans over the bathtub, his throat giving off scorching, dry breaths. "I think I can answer 'Yes.' Of course, I'd much rather kiss you." The black creature absorbs the water in the tub, slowly merging into a human shape. Its flowing black body covers Liming's shoulder, leaving a red mark. * "That's a boring name you humans came up with. But some of them are interesting..." "How about calling me 'Hubby'?" * Consumption, symbiosis, power, and... love. * "I'll implant a mutation that makes you love me into your genes." * Biochemical experiment symbiote seme x human experimental record keeper uke P.S. 1. As the experiments progress, the seme will become human, but he will never truly be human. 2. The seme likes using the uke's face, but his true body is 218 cm tall. 3. The seme has no moral compass. His symbiotic partner, the uke, is his entire moral compass. 4. An unconventional coming-of-age story. P.P.S. Yes, the seme's nickname is TOM. Theme: .