The Treacherous Consort Keeps Breaking Character [Book Transmigration]

Pang Jing accidentally transmigrates into a book and becomes the evil consort in The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants!

The emperor is gravely ill and unconscious. Consort Pang and her father, Grand Tutor Pang, conspire from within and without the palace, persecuting the other consorts and murdering loyal officials. They even insist on sending the emperor's most beloved little princess to Western Xia as a bride. Pang Jing watches the princess and Guard Zhan crying together, then suddenly slams a hand on the table. "Marry her off? Hell no! Tell the Western Xia envoy to get lost!"

From then on, the "evil consort" Pang Jing sets out on a diligent path of "ruining the nation."

- The crown prince refuses to study? Pang Jing brings out the Dragon-Head Guillotine.

- Officials are embezzling? Pang Jing hands the keys to their family vaults to Bai Yutang.

- The consorts are obsessed with palace intrigues? Pang Jing gets them exercising. Year one: build muscle. Year two: lift weights. Year three: beat up the Imperial Guards. Year four: wipe every thief and bandit off the streets of Kaifeng. Year five: beat Western Xia into the ground! With promotions, titles, and glory for their families, who the hell has time to care whether the emperor is really dead?

After surviving every hardship, the "evil consort" Pang Jing surveys the peaceful Song realm and is just about to announce that the crown prince will rule as regent, so she can sneak off to find a few handsome young men among the common people, when her "vegetative" emperor husband wakes up.

Pang Jing: The crown prince has been very obedient lately. He doesn't talk back to me anymore.

Emperor: Because I told him only I get to shut the consort's mouth.

Pang Jing: ??? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

#I want to ruin the nation, but the emperor only wants to ruin me#

#Maybe I should just rebel and become empress instead#

#Everyone is OOC! This has completely departed from the original! Out-of-character warning from beginning to end!#

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Reader's Guide:

1. A Huanghuang title always means a happy ending. I never abandon a story, mwah.

2. We all know The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants is a TV series, but since there isn't a "transmigrating into a TV series" tag, this is still tagged as transmigrating into a book.

3. The characters are OOC all the time, the logic is absurd, and the plot is made up as we go. It's mainly a lighthearted comedy with lots of snark. Side couple: the little princess and Zhan Zhao. It draws on Judge Bao and The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants, and is set mainly during the Renzong era of the Northern Song. The setting is very loose and has no historical accuracy whatsoever. And again, everyone is OOC! This has completely departed from the original! Out-of-character warning from beginning to end!

Theme: Everyone is OOC! This has completely departed from the original! Out-of-character warning from beginning to end!