[Investiture of the Gods] I Became King Zhou of Shang

Yin Xiaozhou's Fengshen fanfic had been dragging on for three years before ending in a mess. It had promised to "clear King Zhou of Shang's name," but in the end, King Zhou was crushed to death by a falling desk. Furious, she gave the book a one-star rating. But when she woke up, Yin Xiaozhou found herself sitting in the imperial study of the royal palace in Chaoge, and heard the author's furious voice in her ear: "If you're so good at it, write it yourself!" Yin Xiaozhou: "???" Everyone said that this king of Shang was wise, mighty, and peerlessly handsome. But who knew she was really a little puppet with a young girl's heart, always dreaming of running away? Forced to transmigrate into a book, Yin Xiaozhou looked at the gloomy, stern Grand Tutor Wen and silently shuddered. No way! Yin Xiaozhou shook her head. She was a modern woman with a good education. How could she lose to an ancient old man from three thousand years ago? From then on, Wen Zhong was busy governing the country, while Yin Xiaozhou was busy making trouble for the Grand Tutor. The court and the palace descended into chaos. Wen Zhong forced her to learn archery and horsemanship, so she took his Ink Qilin out of the palace to find a date. Wen Zhong made her memorize The Annals of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, so she taught the eunuchs to recite The Sunflower Manual. When it was Wen Zhong's turn to give a lecture, Yin Xiaozhou's first question was, "Grand Tutor, is your face so sour because being single for too long has thrown your yin and yang out of balance?" Teacher and student fought so fiercely that neither gave an inch, until one day Wen Zhong cornered her against a wall and demanded through gritted teeth, "What did you put in my wine?" Yin Xiaozhou: "...Daji assured me it was just a sleeping potion." #A wicked, foolish ruler can do whatever she wants# #The Grand Tutor is busy ruling the country, while I keep making trouble for him# #Everyone is out of character! Nothing like the original!# #Warning: completely chaotic from beginning to end, with nonstop jokes and chatter!# Reader's guide: 1. Every Ehuang story has a happy ending. I never abandon a story, mwah. 2. The logic is wild, so bring your own warning signs. The setting is entirely fictional. 3. The plot is based on Investiture of the Gods and also features Journey to the West, The Lotus Lantern, and The Classic of Mountains and Seas. Confirmed supporting characters include Yang Ren, Huang Tianhua, Daji, Jiang Shang, and Golden Spirit Holy Mother... Basically, whoever comes to mind gets thrown in. And everyone is out of character! Nothing like the original! Complete chaos from beginning to end! Theme: Everyone is out of character! Nothing like the original! Complete chaos from beginning to end!