[Journey to the West] The Cannon Fodder's Road to Being Spoiled by Everyone

[Completed, so read with confidence] Wan Sheng transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes the cannon-fodder ex-wife of Ao Lie, the Little White Dragon, who has a daily habit of courting death. Thinking about the miserable end awaiting her in this life, where she will be beaten to death by a gang, Wan Sheng decides it would be better to just run away... Never in her wildest dreams did she expect that this escape would take her all the way to the Western Heaven! Sun Wukong: Don't worry. When we get to the Western Heaven, I'll make you a Victorious Fighting Buddha. Zhu Bajie: I've already booked you a spot at the Temple of the Pure Altar. Just bring your luggage and move in. Tang Sanzang: All the merit from the demons I kill will go to you. Little White Dragon: Come on, I'll carry you up Spirit Mountain and make you one of the Eight Divisions of Heavenly Dragons! Wan Sheng: ??? Put me down! This isn't the way to kindergarten! #Everyone Is Out of Character!# #Completely Different from the Original!# #Warning: Things Go Off the Rails from Start to Finish!# - Reader's Guide: 1. Anything published by E Huang is guaranteed to have a happy ending. I never abandon a story, mwah. 2. The characters are out of character on a daily basis. No textual analysis, please don't read if you dislike that. 3. The logic is divine, and the whole plot is made up. It's mainly lighthearted banter, with references to Journey to the West, Investiture of the Gods, The Lotus Lantern and its prequel, Classic of Mountains and Seas, and Investiture of the Gods. Secondary pairing: Yang Jian x Ao Cunxin, plus Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Tang Sanzang, the Nine-Headed Worm... This is an ensemble story that follows the plot. (P.S. There is no Sha Wujing. Repeating: no Sha Wujing, hahahaha.) ----Next Up, Coming Soon 1---- I Transmigrated into King Zhou of Shang [Investiture of the Gods] Yin Xiaozhou had always dreamed of seeing King Zhou of Shang make a comeback. After finally finding a fanfic that promised to clear his name, she was furious when King Zhou was killed at the end by a falling desk, and gave the book a one-star rating. Who would have thought that when she woke up, Yin Xiaozhou would find herself standing at the entrance to the royal palace in Chaoge, while the author snarled in her ear, "If you can do better, then you do it." Yin Xiaozhou: "???" Everyone said that the current ruler of the Shang dynasty was brilliant, mighty, and peerlessly handsome. But who knew that she was a powerless puppet, a woman disguised as a man and forced onto the throne? Yin Xiaozhou, forced into Book Transmigration, looked at the gloomy, stern Grand Tutor Wen and silently shivered. No way! Yin Xiaozhou shook her head. She was a modern woman with a good education, after all. How could she lose to some ancient middle-aged man from three thousand years ago? From then on, chaos reigned in court and harem alike. Grand Tutor Wen forced her to learn horseback riding and archery, so she took Grand Tutor Wen's Ink Qilin out of the palace to go on a matchmaking date. Grand Tutor Wen forced her to memorize the Annals of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, so she taught the eunuchs to loudly recite the Sunflower Manual. When it was Grand Tutor Wen's turn to lecture her, Yin Xiaozhou's first question was, "Grand Tutor, why are you so sour-faced? Is it because you've been single so long that your yin and yang are out of balance?" Master and disciple fought each other until not a single soldier was left standing. Then one day, Grand Tutor Wen cornered her against a wall and gritted out, "What did you put in my wine?" Yin Xiaozhou: "...Daji promised me it was only a sleeping drug." #A Strict Teacher Makes for a Sweet Disciple# #A Tyrant Can Do Whatever She Wants# ----Next Up, Coming Soon 2---- The Treacherous Consort Keeps Breaking Character [Book Transmigration] Pang Jing unexpectedly transmigrates into a book and becomes the treacherous consort in The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants! The emperor is gravely ill and unconscious. Consort Pang and her father, Grand Tutor Pang, collude inside and outside the palace, persecuting the consorts and murdering loyal officials. They even insist on sending the emperor's beloved little princess to Western Xia as a political bride. Watching the little princess and Guard Zhan weep together, Pang Jing suddenly slams the table. "Marry her off? No way! Tell the Western Xia envoy to get lost!" From then on, the "treacherous consort" Pang Jing diligently embarked on her path of "ruining the nation." - The crown prince refuses to study? Pang Jing brings out the Dragon-Head Executioner's Sword. - A minister is corrupt? Pang Jing gives the keys to his family vault to Bai Yutang. - The consorts are obsessed with fighting each other? Pang Jing organizes exercise sessions: in year one, they build muscle; in year two, they lift weights; in year three, they punch the Imperial Guards; in year four, thieves and bandits are wiped out in Kaifeng; in year five, they beat Western Xia until it flees in terror! They earn titles, honors, and glory for their families. Who the hell has time to care whether the emperor is really dead? After overcoming every hardship, the "treacherous consort" Pang Jing looks at a peaceful and prosperous Song realm. Just as she's about to announce that the crown prince will rule in her stead, so she can quietly go among the people and flirt with a few young hunks, her "vegetative" emperor husband wakes up. Pang Jing: The crown prince has been very obedient lately. He doesn't talk back to me anymore. Emperor: Because I told him that only I get to talk back to Your Highness. Pang Jing: ??? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ #I Want to Ruin the Nation, but the Emperor Only Wants to Ruin Me# #Maybe I Should Just Rebel and Become Empress# Theme: Warning: Everyone Is Out of Character!