My High-Stakes Everyday Life with the Villain

[The main story and all extras are complete. A silly, cute, sweet story!!! Hope you all enjoy reading! Weibo: @Yi Jiang Ting Yue] The moment Tian Luo transmigrates into a book, she gets a tragic fate: as a ten-thousand-year-old ginseng spirit, she is imprisoned and has flesh cut from her every day to improve someone else's cultivation. After finally escaping, she is hunted by everyone, dismembered, and killed. The story's rules: the moment she bleeds, her secret as a ten-thousand-year-old ginseng spirit will be exposed. Tian Luo: Got it. My goal is to become the ginseng with the toughest defenses under heaven and on earth, and kill the bastard who imprisoned me. But she runs into a little snag on the way to achieving her goal: a villain. The villain is gloomy and violent. Chains pierce his body, but he can still effortlessly seize her lifeline. With no other choice, Tian Luo takes out a ceramic jar. “Actually, I came to save you. This is spirit brew carefully made from my flesh and blood. It cures serious injuries.” The villain glares fiercely. “Why save me?” Tian Luo answers solemnly, “Well, I have to charge you. They say every encounter is fate, so I'll give you a discount: one thousand per jar.” * The villain has a terrible temper and causes trouble every day. Tian Luo diligently soaks her feet and has a jar of brew ready for him every day. But the villain has a bad habit: whenever he kills someone, he insists on carrying her along. She's forced to witness all kinds of murder scenes, and no amount of pouting or getting angry can stop him. It's such a headache. Then one day, Tian Luo learns a secret. Because she saved him, she was bound by a curse oath: if she goes more than ten meters away from him, she'll hurt, she'll die, and her soul will be obliterated. The day she finds out, she's still sitting on his shoulder, watching him kill someone. Unable to resist, she leans down and kisses him, saying, “So you love me this much! Mwah!” The villain: “Shut up.” Then she watches as the villain obliterates the souls of those scumbags who covet her. Later, Tian Luo also discovers that the villain, Lu Qizhi, is none other than Tan Gu, the supreme Demon Ancestor and the ultimate villain in the book. She also learns that the entire cultivation world owes him a debt. *Bonus Scene* One night, Lu Qizhi returns with a gift and sees Tian Luo soaking her feet. The scene is so cozy that he even smiles for once. Then he watches her pour her foot-soaking water into the ceramic jar he drinks his spirit brew from every day. “?????” So that's what the hundreds of thousands of spirit stones I prepaid were for? Tian Luo turns around. Their eyes meet. “Darling, I can ex-plain my way out of this!!!” Lu Qizhi: Too late! ╰_╯! (The curse oath will be lifted. A lighthearted, silly, sweet story.) Also known as “Why Is the Villain So Clingy!” and “Ten-Thousand-Year Ginseng: The Cure for Violent Tsunderes.” [Naturally dark, silly sweetheart VS bad-tempered, untouchable, violent Demon King] Weibo: @Yi Jiang Ting Yue Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Void Refining, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence A similar silly, sweet story is already updating next door: “Darn It, the Villain Has Me Wrapped Around His Finger!” As the worst little fish in her generation, Nan Li heads east to cross the Changhuan Dragon Gate. Her mother tearfully puts a magical treasure on her and tells her to come back soon, while her father tells her to activate her magical artifact in an emergency. When Nan Li arrives, she finds that the Asuras of Yunpeng Demon Mountain have chopped down the Changhuan Dragon Gate. They are solemnly holding fishing nets and catching fish. The Asura King Xie Xingbai, a notorious, bloodthirsty madman who is rumored to love eating fish, sits before the broken gate in a black robe. He holds a fishing rod in one hand and props his chin up with the other as he fishes. He seems to sense her gaze and looks over at her from afar. At that glance, the air falls silent. Nan Li feels her fishy life is over. She sees Xie Xingbai rise into the air and immediately activates her magical artifact. In an instant, space and time shift. She travels back eight hundred years and becomes the junior sister of an unknown minor sect, whose strongest disciple is a girl with extraordinary talent and incredible magic. As soon as she arrives, her master grabs her hand and cries, “My dear disciple, infiltrate the Asura clan and rescue your senior brothers and sisters!” Nan Li wants to cry too. “I swear I'll carry out my mission!” Her senior brothers and sisters seem to be her parents, but her enemy is the mad Asura King Xie Xingbai! * Since she's weak and has a low cultivation level, Nan Li racks her brains to come up with an unconventional plan. She opens a fish restaurant specializing in fish with pickled cabbage. Everyone in the Asura clan loves fish, so this is the first step toward befriending them and making it easier to infiltrate their ranks. Unfortunately, her cooking is so awful it's like fish scrubbed with slop. Only one young scholar comes by each day, and she's so touched that she always adds extra seasoning and oil to his food. Nan Li also hears that every female Asura wants to date Xie Xingbai, so she opens a second shop: How to Win Over the Asura King. Step two: have the female Asuras keep Xie Xingbai occupied, then strike straight at the heart of the matter! Unfortunately, no one believes her. The only person who listens is still that young scholar, who lets her ramble on about her seventy-two strategies for winning over Xie Xingbai. Looking at the young Asura scholar's red lips, pearly teeth, and stunning features, Nan Li thinks Xie Xingbai might actually be into his type, so she teaches him everything she knows. “To be a male courtesan, you need a supple waist and lots of tricks. Your bones are too stiff, so start with a thousand splits today.” “...” #Bonus Scene# Nan Li: “We've known each other for so long, but I still don't know your name!” Young scholar: “I'm afraid it'll scare you to death.” Nan Li: “We're all Asuras. How could I be scared to death? You're so funny. Tell me!” Young scholar: “My surname is Xie, and my given name is Xingbai.” Nan Li: “...” She was scared to death. Cover art used with permission from artist Yi Xu. Synopsis updated October 23, 2019; screenshot adjusted December 8, 2019; synopsis revised October 16, 2021. Theme: No pain, no gain.