This is a healing (silly) love story about a lone wolf and a little rabbit. I held my wild nature in check and lay low for so long, all so I could gently make you mine.
Xiao Xiang thought she knew Feng Que, but only as her older brother's good friend. Then one time they teamed up to play a game, and he flirted, teased, and laid traps for her one after another. He scared her so badly that she went crazy in her baby voice and called him "brother" online before he would finally let up.
That man's chuckling tease, "If you'd called me that sooner, I would've helped you. Remember, from now on, just call me brother," was deeply etched into Xiao Xiang's tiny, lonely, helpless, and utterly clueless mind. She was convinced that an innocent, carefree herbivore could never beat a Siberian snow wolf skilled at disguising himself. In short, the farther she stayed from him, the better.
When it comes to the "Peach" streaming platform, you might not know Lu Xiao, the five-finger claw-control chicken dinner god, but you absolutely have to know his sister, Xiao Xiang, the two-finger genius substitute streamer.
Feng Que, the streaming world's battle god, knows Xiao Xiang too. Not only does he know her, he likes her.
Ever since Lu Xiao, the brag-about-his-sister fanatic, first posted an embarrassing photo of his sister in third grade, Feng Que has pretended to dislike and hate her, while secretly being completely taken with her. So Xiao Xiang is destined to spend her whole life caught in the carefully laid traps he's devised for her.
Fan 1: "Miss Xiao Xiang, want to join the fandom? Our Que-ge once tricked a full squad into having a frying-pan showdown in the final circle. He took on four people alone and made a name for himself in one battle."
Fan 2: "No need to be modest when chasing your wife, Que-ge. He's a big shot in the scene who'll have to go home and inherit a hundred billion in assets if he stops streaming. Give Xiao Xiang a chance."
Fan 3: "Enough, stop arguing. Que-ge belongs to all of us, and Xiao Xiang is mine."
Feng Que: "If you can't forget someone, they'll surely think of you in return."
Xiao Xiang: (〃ω〃)
[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one, both are each other's first love.
2. Xiao Xiang pretends to be ugly but is really a coward / Que-ge is super alpha and fiery.
3. Have you ever seen a domineering young master in baggy shorts and flip-flops, taking a sports car out to buy late-night snacks? Well, that's Que-ge.
4. [Game for Peace / Peacekeeper Elite] appears occasionally as a supporting backdrop. Get ready for absurd gameplay that feels like flying, with climbing the ranks one moment and dropping the next.
5. Shh, just enjoy the sweetness~
Please add The Evil Lord Always Gets His Comeuppance to your reading list
Reading guide: A bedtime sweet story about the Evil Lord, who keeps wanting to slice up a stone spirit he can't stand, only to keep getting his comeuppance~
A truly sweet story, made of sugar glass, not shards.
*The Evil Lord / Stone Spirit. Ku Zhi is a stone spirit by the sea in the Wood Sea. She was the only one of her kind to gain sentience, thanks to her extraordinary talent. But even after she became sentient, she was still a stone, stuck where she was. She could see, talk, and think, but couldn't move. After the initial excitement of having a rock to talk to for three whole days and nights, even if nobody else paid her any attention, she started swinging between optimism, shutting herself away, telling herself she could still manage, sensitivity, and longing. In the end, she fell into a deep sleep.
When Ku Zhi woke up again, a rare and precious vine spirit called Green Vine, who was treated like an ordinary household sprite despite her rarity, had picked her up and brought her before Huang Tang. He took one look at her, said, "You're blind," and disdainfully tossed her back onto the shore.
Later, Ku Zhi left the Wood Sea with Huang Tang and went to the Nabo Continent. Even after they had signed a magical contract, she didn't know that the Evil Lord's promise to grant her wish and return what belonged to him, then send her back to the Wood Sea, was all a lie. Not only would he never do it, he planned to use her shattered stone fragments to fertilize the roses in his castle.
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Huang Tang was an Evil Lord who had a heart, yet was heartless. The day he finally washed the evil magic from his heart, he met a stone spirit by the Wood Sea. The irritating stone spirit followed him back to his castle without permission. Only then did he realize his heart wasn't just still there, it was even beating wildly. Even when he gripped it in one hand, he still couldn't bring himself to snap her neck.
Fortunately, the stone spirit was easy to fool. Huang Tang indulged her. But when the day came that he could finally crush her, he discovered that even without a heart, the place where it should have been could still hurt. In his pain, he gazed out at the Wood Sea and had no idea where to go to find the foolish little stone spirit he'd personally destroyed.
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Little scene
After holding back his temper for a long time, the Evil Lord made the delicate little stone spirit cry. Seeing her little body curl up made his heart ache. But knowing he couldn't spoil a stone spirit, he thought, "I made her cry. How could I not be able to comfort her?"
Later, the Evil Lord took the stone spirit out of the castle to buy the peaches she wanted. The ten pounds of peaches were too heavy for her to carry for long. She tugged on the hem of the Evil Lord's pants and said, "Um, these peaches are really heavy. Could you carry them for a little while? Just a little while. I can't carry them anymore."
The Evil Lord said, "Carry your own things," but picked up the bag of peaches from the ground and walked on, telling her, "Let go already."
Theme: Loving someone
Oops, I found out after collecting it that the author hasn't updated for a long time.