The Big Bear Uses the Little White Rabbit to Wipe His Butt

Warning: Extra-sweet couple content.

A big bear and a little white rabbit were going pff pff pff together.

Suddenly, the big bear asked, "Little white rabbit, are you afraid of getting dirty?"

The little white rabbit said no.

The big bear asked again, "Little white rabbit, do you shed?"

The little white rabbit said no.

So the big bear used the little white rabbit to wipe his butt.

The next day, the big bear had a meal with a little squirrel.

The big bear asked, "Little squirrel, are you afraid of getting dirty?"

The little squirrel said no.

The big bear asked again, "Little squirrel, do you shed?"

The little squirrel said no.

So the big bear used the little squirrel to wipe his mouth.

Then the little squirrel suddenly said,

"I'm the little white rabbit you used to wipe your butt yesterday."

Can I really be with this person?

How long will he or she love me?

Can we trust each other after three years together?

After eight long years, can we get married?

But, well,

I've heard the divorce rate is really high these days.

I've heard Old Wang next door has scored again.

And we had a huge fight just yesterday.

What do we do? Can we really be together forever?

The biggest question of the 21st century is who to be with.

The big bear will still use the little white rabbit to wipe his butt,

but the little white rabbit feels like he may have discovered some kind of truth.

When it comes to love, I hope the big bear and the little white rabbit can find the answer.

I hope you, too, can find it.

Theme: Hello there, I'm your little white rabbit.