Your Wife Is Picking Up Trash [Book Transmigration]

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[About This Story]

Guan Huai dozed off while coding. When she woke up, she was in someone else's body, penniless and sprawled on a stone path in an unfamiliar neighborhood.

Broke and utterly bewildered, she was taken in by a kind-hearted woman at a shelter and became a proud waste-sorting supervisor.

Word is that the business tycoon Lu Jiang, who supposedly married young, has actually been divorced for years! His never-before-seen ex-wife walked away with half the Lu family's fortune!

But just as the socialites were tearing each other apart, photos surfaced online of Lu's ex-wife scavenging for trash in her neighborhood?

Wow, the trending topics exploded. The whole internet was talking about it.

#LuJiangDivorced#

#MrsLuPicksThroughTrash#

Lu Jiang got a call saying his wife was scavenging for trash.

He laughed. "Impossible."

So when he arrived at the incineration plant and saw a woman clutching a huge woven sack, her face black with grime, his eye twitched.

Lu Jiang: There's no way my wife is that filthy.

Guan Huai: Don't let the dirt fool you. I'm amazing at coding.

The male lead's company specializes in information technology. The female lead is a hidden tech genius with a built-in buff that lets her solve any technical problem. She'll become the male lead's super-capable partner, leading him to the pinnacle of life.

A CEO who worries himself sick over his ditzy wife

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A stunningly beautiful, ditzy and straightforward female genius

Lu Jiang: Your code has a bug.

Guan Huai (drawing her blade): Impossible!!

"Warnings"

1. This is a ditzy story by a ditzy author, so the heroine is ditzy too. She's an ordinary person who's a little timid. If you want a heroine who stands her ground and dishes out face-slapping, this isn't for you.

2. It's a simple story about the heroine and hero falling in love, happily realizing their potential, and letting the hero deal with the other women.

3. The technical details are made up by the author. Proceed with caution if that bothers you.

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Wen Ling has had bad luck all her life. Her unreliable parents swindled her out of all her money, leaving her unable to pay next month's rent.

Penniless and out of options, she is suddenly approached by a System.

[Share your sense of taste with people on Earth billions of years in the future through livestreams, and you can earn generous cash rewards and luck points!]

Wen Ling binds herself to the System without a second thought.

She thinks life will be easy from now on, but the only viewers who show up in her livestream are monsters and demons.

One day, someone asks her to try the cactus on her boss's desk.

The next day, someone says the money tree by the company entrance looks so delicious they can't stop drooling, and asks if she can taste it.

Wen Ling: ?

Of course she refuses outright.

Then a big spender in the livestream tips two rockets without a word, worth about 20,000 yuan.

Wen Ling immediately pulls out her utensils.

"Boss, should I peel the cactus first?"

*

Gu Jixiu, a man blessed with every advantage, suddenly regains his sense of taste in the fifth year after losing it.

Only it's not his own sense of taste.

He's bound to a stranger's taste buds and forced to experience whatever they eat.

At a high-society party, a delicate heiress rests her hand on Gu Jixiu's shoulder.

The taste of fermented herring rushes straight to his head, and he throws up on the spot.

That night, #GuHatesWomen trends at the top.

Gu Jixiu: ...

Destroy the world. I'm done.

Then one day, an irritable Gu Jixiu tears into Wen Ling, his assistant, when she comes to give him a report.

That night, he discovers that the taste buds he's bound to are hers.

The little assistant hides in the break room, wiping away tears as she curses.

"Evil capitalists! May the price of groceries go up every time you step outside!"

Gu Jixiu: ...

Is it too late to become a good boss?

*

Wen Ling's original wish was simple: improve her luck through food livestreams and earn enough to buy a home of her own.

Now she has a more ambitious goal.

To bring her arrogant boss to his knees.

But Gu Jixiu suddenly does a complete 180.

On workdays, he has fancy lunches delivered for her.

On her days off, he treats her to Japanese food, French cuisine, and private dining.

Something's definitely up!

Then one day, Gu Jixiu bakes a cake himself. The hand he uses to sign hundred-billion-yuan contracts gets blistered by the heat.

Wen Ling suspiciously digs out a spoonful and finds a 30-carat diamond the size of a pigeon egg.

Damn! Is this how capitalists corrupt people's hearts?

Theme: Haha, your wife is a total ditz!