[The neighboring story, "The Apocalypse: The Little Raccoon Becomes a Dad," is now underway. Feel free to check it out and add it to your favorites, cuties! ovo]
While exploring the world aboard a cruise ship, Hami's ship is struck by a glacier and capsizes. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in prehistoric times...
On a glacier, Hami digs a snow cave to hide himself in so he can survive. Just as he's about to bury himself inside, something bites his legs and drags him out... He turns around and sees a huge black snake. Holy crap!
Teng Yan is a black Teng snake. He was injured in a battle with a Tyrannosaurus rex, leaving him with a limp and unable to take human form. He became a beast rejected by the beastmen.
One day, while out hunting, he discovers an adorable little sub-beast. This little sub-beast is perfect in every way...
He can treat illnesses, make salt, and grow wild fruits and vegetables.
He builds walls around the settlement, fires bricks, and puts up house after house.
He spins hemp into cloth, makes clothes, and produces sheet after sheet of white paper.
He raises livestock, explores the seas, and makes one delicious dish after another.
He smelts bronze, makes weapons, and knows just how to build a home.
Wow, he's just especially timid. The moment he sees Teng Yan, he rolls his eyes back and faints from fright...
Calm and a little mischievous traditional Chinese medicine practitioner bottom VS. a strong, beautiful, tragic Teng snake top with psychological issues
They keep each other company on the road to healing, so neither has to be alone.
A few notes before reading:
- A prehistoric settlement-building and farming story, slow-paced and steady, with life getting better and better later on.
- There are three sexes in this story: beastmen, sub-beastmen, and women.
- The early survival setting is on land. Later, they will conquer the seas and build a beastman royal city.
- In this story, a beast is a creature that cannot take human form. Beasts are shunned and rejected by all beastmen. The top will be able to take human form.
2019.10.14 Sina Weibo screenshot~
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Preorder No. 1: "The Apocalypse: The Little Raccoon Becomes a Dad"
Xie Ran is a little raccoon spirit who has cultivated for over a thousand years. When he is undergoing his heavenly tribulation to ascend, his original form's eye sockets are too dark, while his eyebrows and mouth are too white. In the night, the drunken God of Thunder and Goddess of Lightning mistake him for a skeleton spirit. Since they have a grudge against the White Bone Demon, they immediately strike him with a barrage of thunderbolts. They realize their mistake only after they have finished, but poor Xie Ran has already turned into a wisp of black smoke and transmigrated to an alien interstellar world.
When Xie Ran lands, he thinks that, as a bear who can't fly, he'll surely be smashed into a pulp. But a human cushion breaks his fall and saves his life.
Xie Ran is a little raccoon who always repays a kindness. He drags the unconscious human cushion by one leg and takes him to find a doctor...
Nie Chuan, the highest-ranking leader at the R City Base, dies alongside the zombie king after they destroy each other's crystal cores. He thinks he's completely left this world behind, but when he opens his eyes, he's in a strange space...
A gentle voice comes from above. "Good boy, help Dad stack the bags of rice and flour neatly. The apocalypse is coming, so the two of us need to stock up on lots and lots of food."
Nie Chuan: ???
When did I get a dad???
Naturally airheaded, adorable little raccoon spirit bottom X a powerful, crazed base leader top pretending to be a weakling
Preorder No. 2: "When a Metaphysics Master Becomes a Wealthy Family's Cannon-Fodder Young Master"
1.
Jian Xi is reborn, his soul inhabiting the body of a young master from the Jian family who shares his name.
Then netizens notice that the young master of the Jian family, who used to pursue a man to the point of madness, has suddenly stopped. His whole style has changed, too.
Jian Xi, Master of Lucky Finds V: Step right up and have a look! I draw talismans, read fortunes, and assess feng shui. I ward off evil, dispel resentment, and interpret the Five Elements. Huge clearance sale today...
Netizens: Jian the Loser, aren't you going after Yu Heng anymore?
Jian Xi, Master of Lucky Finds V: What's a Yu Heng? Can you eat it? Is he as nice as a villa?
Yu Heng, CEO of Canhui Entertainment V: Waiting for someone to get face-slapped.
A few days later, a film set funded by Canhui is haunted. Jian Xi appears, holding an egg in one hand and a bagua compass in the other. Smiling, he says, "I can restore peace to your film set, but you need to post an apology about the face-slapping incident. Also, raising a dragon egg is expensive. Since we're old acquaintances, I'll only charge you thirty million for its upkeep."
Yu Heng: Have you gone crazy from being broke?
Jian Xi glares at him without saying a word.
The next day, Yu Heng posts an apology with a dark expression.
Netizens: President Yu, does your face hurt?
When the dragon egg finally hatches and Jian Xi, now holding a fortune of thirty million, sees the little dragon growing to look more and more like a mini Yu Heng, he wonders if he charged too little :(
2.
Jian Xi becomes famous after a single fortune reading. He transforms from a hated, spoiled rich kid into the internet's most famous metaphysics blogger. He's good at drawing talismans, reading fortunes, feng shui, and predicting good and bad luck. He also likes carrying around a glittering golden egg while livestreaming from mass graves to ward off evil and dispel resentment. Along the way, he sells talismans for academic success, ghost repelling, romance, and warding off evil...
After seeing his real abilities, netizens fall to their knees and beg him to read their fortunes.
A real estate tycoon: Master Jian, please read my fortune. I'll give you a luxury villa in the city center with two thousand square meters of land as payment.
Jian Xi: Sure, sureヾ(????)?
An international movie star: Master Jian, please read my fortune. I'll give you a Rolls-Royce Phantom as payment.
Jian Xi: Sure, sureヾ(????)?
A popular young actress: Master Jian, please read my fortune. I'll give you five million in cash as payment.
Jian Xi, hands on his hips: Sure, sure. Just you all wait :D
Feng shui master bottom VS. domineering CEO golden dragon top
-----Recommending a friend's novel-----
"Don't Mess Around, We're Doing Infrastructure!" by Shoupa Wang Mingyue
To build up the good karma he needs for a promotion, he works himself to the bone every day building up the country.
A feel-good, leveling-up infrastructure novel~ It's so good~~
Theme: No matter how difficult your circumstances are, never give up your love of life.
No, it's over. This is too fast. Didn't it say that the prehistoric beasts conquered the ocean? The prehistoric beasts existed, the ocean existed, and they fought. Pay money to read the complete version. This is the result.
The ending was too hasty and it suddenly turned out to be 10 years ago
It's such an irresponsible ending, it goes right into the outline... It's really hard to accept that I paid to watch this.
The last paragraph reminded me of Noah's Ark inexplicably. 😂😂
Re-order (although, the supplies are limited + we are at sea, and there will be no parts that will not be available in the future. The protagonist will rely on catching fish + seaweed until the disaster is over to return to land)
It's good to read, thank you to the author!!!
Congratulations on the completion(? ̄▽ ̄)?
Finished with flowers ~ looks good, I like it (≧?≦)/
This, this, this, is too hasty (?????ω?????`) Tears are shed in the wind
I finished Spreading Flowers, I thought I would finish it by writing another part on the ocean, but I didn't expect it to be finished so soon (づ ●─● )づ