The Bean Sprouts Growing on My Bed

P.S.:

1. The blurb is written in first person, but the story is told in third person.

2. This story has some supernatural elements, but it isn't scary.------

My name is Mei Chunyu, the 32nd-generation disciple of the Wuchang sect. I'm currently being held in the Fifth Psychiatric Hospital.

A week ago, a bean sprout suddenly grew in my bed. Not only could it talk, it said it wanted to sleep with me!

Terrified, I immediately told my master.

That rotten old man is a real bastard. He pretended to believe me, then turned around and tricked me into coming to this psychiatric hospital.

If you're reading this, please help a desperate and unfortunate young man like me.

I need 2,000 yuan to get out. You can transfer it to me through WeChat or Alipay. My account number is my phone number.

Once I'm out, I can teach you magic: turning stone into gold and making a fortune every day! Becoming a rich and handsome man or a rich and beautiful woman and reaching the peak of life will be a piece of cake!

I, Mei Chunyu, always keep my word!

(A Northeastern shamanic medium, a sweet-looking but wild-at-heart shou & an obsessive gong who's been a powerful spirit since before the founding of the People's Republic of China)

Theme: What do you do when something strange grows in your house?