Ascension Is All Thanks to Laser Guns

Ying Tan: I know the Wind Dragon Cloud-Seeking Hand! Yi Mingyun: I have a gun. Ying Tan: I know the Iceheart Art! Yi Mingyun: I have a gun. Ying Tan: I know the Seventy-Two Sword Formation, I can fly on my sword, and my master is the head of the Shushan Sect! Yi Mingyun: I have a gun. Ying Tan, who has suffered at Yi Mingyun's hands: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Apart from that black, clunky hunk of iron that shoots colorful things, what else do you have?! Yi Mingyun: ...I have a tank. A story with a male lead who pursues men. This is my first time writing, so please be understanding if I mess it up. Yi Mingyun died while stealing the miniature armory of Duke Mitalais of the Interstellar Empire. He was surrounded in the armory and shot to death in a hail of bullets. Yi Mingyun came back to life. He woke up in the armory, found that its owner's information had been wiped clean, entered his own information, and walked out. There, he discovered people riding swords through the sky. Next story (No Fighting on My Roof) Zhao Ji transmigrates into the fallen emperor who became famous thanks to Li Shishi, the celebrated courtesan. Zhao Ji: Fine. If I work hard, I can keep my head down and survive! He had barely settled into the throne when a palace guard reported that people in the martial world were challenging each other to a fight atop the Forbidden City. For reasons everyone knows, that was basically the same as saying they planned to fight on top of his head. Zhao Ji: What nonsense? Say that again, right now!!?? Once he started paying attention to the martial world, he realized that its troublemakers were wreaking havoc everywhere in his life. The imperial kitchen kept losing food, and luminous pearls were being stolen from the storerooms. The palace had become a little park for martial artists to stroll through. They came and went as they pleased. Worst of all, the contest to determine the greatest thief in the world was about who could steal the original-flavor imperial underwear he was wearing! I suspect these martial arts sects that shouldn't exist in this era are out to get me, and I have proof! (kind_smile.jpeg) A martial arts sect called "Sweep Away Blackness and Evil" quietly rises to prominence. Rumor has it that this sect is extremely mysterious. Nobody knows where it came from or who its members are. All people know is that its followers are everywhere in the martial world. Its only flaw is that its leader is so dark-skinned and conspicuous that he rather resembles Bao Zheng, the prefect of Kaifeng. PS: 1. A crossover of martial arts fiction and Justice Bao. 2. The plans are as follows: [The weather's getting cold. Let's bankrupt White Camel Mountain.] [The weather's getting cold. Let's bankrupt the Demon Cult.] [The weather's getting cold. Let's bankrupt Xue Baobao and his organization.] [The weather's getting cold. Let's bankrupt Ye Gucheng.] ... Theme: There are many roads in the world