[Crossover] I Woke Up to Find the Whole World Hunting Me

My name is Shimizu Fushihara. After I woke up, I realized the world seemed to be heading somewhere I couldn't understand, so now I'm freaking out.

Here's the situation: the black-clad organization that uses alcohol as its code names is chasing me down and beating me up;

the underworld and the Detective Agency in Yokohama are chasing me down and beating me up;

a bunch of people in Fuyuki, along with people who aren't even human, are chasing me down and beating me up;

the underworld in Italy has issued a warrant for my arrest from across the ocean...

No matter how I explain myself, they just spin conspiracy theories and make me out to be even worse. I really want to shout, "It wasn't me! I didn't do it!" and escape this chaotic world.

And then...

Then I really did leave this world.

Unfortunately, when I crossed back over, I discovered to my dismay that the number of people chasing after me hadn't gone down. It had only grown.

I get it now. The whole world is out to get me.

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*The protagonist is a total goofball. The story contains lots of random nonsense and snarky commentary. Please click away if that's not your thing.

Theme: Look at this blame game, it's huge and round.