[Anime Crossover] Mr. Dazai Wants Me to Confess

On some day I can no longer remember after starting my job, Dazai Osamu from the department next door got it into his head to jump into the artificial lake in my yard on a full-moon night.

Me, having witnessed the whole thing: …

After hauling him out and bringing him home, I watched the overgrown child roll around on my bed in his soaking-wet coat and clenched my fists.

Hold it in. If I beat him up, I'll only give this troublemaker an excuse to make a scene again.

After filing my N+1th complaint with the boss, the boss, who was busy changing the outfit of their ability, finally looked up at me.

“Jian Yan, you're always so slow to catch on about things like this. Looks like Dazai still has a long way to go.”

Me: ???????? Could you turn your microphone on and explain that?

I drag this obnoxious troublemaker back from the brink of death every day after he tries to take a running leap into the afterlife (N/1). At last, I finally snapped.

“You useless idiot, if you're going to jump, go somewhere far away. Stop making me see you every day, then forcing me to fish you out like some lunatic.”

“So you mean you'll always save me as long as you see me? Is that a confession? How adorable.”

Even with more water going into his lungs than air, the drowning mackerel was still bouncing around.

Me: …

Just you wait. I'll send you right back down.

Reader's guide:

1. A first-person crossover story with Dazai as the love interest and a female protagonist.

2. There is a golden finger, and Dazai exhibits the pains of youth (physical).

3. It includes some cliched tropes the author personally wanted to write. At heart, it's a romantic comedy.

4. In short, it's a love story. If anything makes you uncomfortable while reading, please don't force yourself to continue.

Theme: None.