Scum Bottom's Survival Guide [Quick Transmigration]

They had a marriage of convenience, and for three whole years Su Yang served as someone else's substitute. When the beloved white moonlight returned, Su Yang willingly signed the divorce papers and chose to leave.

But when a car came hurtling toward them, he still did everything he could to protect his target.

Excruciating pain, sticky blood. He vaguely heard his target crying out in despair, "Su Yang... don't die..."

--Good. My work here is done.

The light gradually faded from Su Yang's eyes. He died in his target's arms, the faintest, most unsettling smile lifting the corners of his lips.

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After completing his 101st mission playing the part of a pathetic, masochistic bottom, Su Yang watched with satisfaction as the progress bar slowly reached its limit. The result was worth all the creative ways he'd tried to get himself killed.

Su Yang: That's finally over. I can go back to my original world now, right?

888: You need to activate the progress bar to return to your original world.

Su Yang: How do I activate it?

888: Return to the worlds you conquered, take off the skin of a pathetic, masochistic bottom, and show the scumbag tops your true self.

Su Yang: ???

888: Then do your best to stay alive.

Every target of his missions is worried he might die.

Su Yang: My mission is to do my best to survive.

Reader's guide:

(1) The top and bottom in every world are the same person. 1v1, no other side pairings. A quick transmigration story with role-playing.

(2) Daily updates, with occasional red-envelope giveaways. Officially enters VIP status on May 14.

(3) Features scumbag-and-masochist tropes: the bottom suffers first, then the top (while role-playing). This is a cathartic angst story with role-playing.

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Coming soon (1):

"Two Northeast Tigers Can't Share One Mountain"

Blurb: Lu Sen was an investor in a bankrupt zoo. He got into an accident on the way to discuss a partnership, and when he opened his eyes, he had become a rescued wild Siberian tiger about to be released into the wild.

Before he could figure out what to do, he was shut in a cage and sent straight to a wildlife reserve after receiving a tranquilizer shot.

Lu Sen: ...

A Siberian tiger who couldn't fight, hunt, or hide was headed for a dead end. When Lu Sen woke up from the tranquilizer, he discovered the cage door opened at the slightest touch.

He shook his big, fluffy head, trying to clear it.

Just then, something rustled in the bushes. His only remaining instinctive reaction kicked in, and Lu Sen hurried back into the cage, even hooking the door shut with his paw.

"Bang!" A loud crash.

Lu Sen stared pensively at the furious big tiger that had just swiped the cage with its paw. He quietly hooked the door more tightly and decided to treat the cage as a "temporary tortoise shell."

Lu Sen had a lovely, perfectly reasonable plan, but then the second furious swipe came down--

The steel bars of the cage bent.

Lu Sen: ...Who the hell made this shoddy cage?!

(Reader's guide: The protagonist will remain a tiger the whole time. He won't turn into a human, and there will be no human transformation.)

Coming soon (2): "The Cheetah in the Bankrupt Zoo"

Blurb: Bai Fang never imagined that he would turn from a human into a cheetah in this lifetime.

But he didn't become a winner in cheetah life. The zoo he lived in was on the verge of bankruptcy, and the animals were skin and bones from hunger. To save himself, Bai Fang could only start livestreaming animal performances online.

Day one: The cheetah performs elaborate New Year greetings, bringing wealth with every spot.

Day two: The wolves give a "group singalong," with immersive surround sound for the ultimate experience.

Day three: The panda eats bamboo and acts adorably silly.

Day N: Visitor numbers soar, and the zoo is successfully revived.

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Jiang Zhou, the only son of A City's richest man, was an extremely rebellious rich kid. His life of doing nothing ended at this zoo. He couldn't understand how the bankrupt zoo he'd casually bought had suddenly started making a fortune.

He never imagined that behind the zoo's sudden fame was a cheetah working himself to the bone.

That cheetah had sacrificed so much to keep the zoo running.

Reader's guide:

1. The bottom eventually turns into a human. He's a cheetah by day and a human at night. (He can't control it himself.)

2. 1v1, no side pairings.

Recommended completed stories: "The Lion Pride Alliance," "Every Day I Find New Ways to Clear My Name in the Battle Royale," "I Was Framed in an Escape Game," and "Riding the Wind and Breaking the Waves in a Scum-Slaying Plot"

Theme: Love is understanding each other, not one-sided longing