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The handsome, ornamental actor Long Lin woke up as a newly hatched baby dragon. He flapped his chubby little wings as hard as he could, only to rise a little over a meter before plopping back down.
He was too fat to fly.
Long Lin: "…"
After the holy war, the dragon clan was struck by a blood curse from the demons and lost the ability to have children. Fortunately, the Dragon God gave them an obscure prophecy: a forgotten dragon egg could save them from extinction.
All the dragons waited eagerly for the dragon hatchling to grow up. Then every female dragon would be his.
Long Lin: "…I don't want to be a stud."
Later, Long Lin got pregnant…
The dragons suddenly understood: so that's what the prophecy meant.
The vain, theatrical silver dragon bottom x the socially inept, sword-bearing dragon rider top.
Please add my next planned story, The New Top Scholar Insists on Going Home to Sell Baked Flatbreads, to your favorites.
He rides swift horses in the spring breeze, admiring all the flowers of Chang'an. What glory!
But the new top scholar, Tang Qiqiwu, tears up his red robe and says he'll go home and take over the family business of selling baked flatbreads.
That's because Tang Qiqiwu transmigrated into a book. He knows the emperor isn't human, but a demon who likes to eat people. The book says: At dawn, the emperor was ravenous and couldn't wait for the meal to be served. He also hadn't eaten human flesh in a long time, so he grabbed the consort who had spent the night with him, rolled her up like a meat-stuffed flatbread, and gobbled her down in a few crunchy bites.
The palace maid who came running after hearing the noise saw only half an arm.
The demon emperor wiped the blood from his mouth and coldly decreed: The consort has died.
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I Have a Dragon, and He's Super Fierce by Yu Xiaoba
Mo Er has a dragon, and it's incredibly fierce.
So fierce it eats a lamb, five kilos of pork, and fifty big meat buns in one sitting!
Mo Er patted his empty pockets. I can't afford to raise it! Maybe I should just throw it out?
Hei Dan is a newly hatched baby dragon. Luckily, a human offered him a "sacrifice" the moment he was born, and he's been fed so well that he burps nonstop. Life couldn't be better.
But who knew this disobedient "sacrifice" would try to abandon him?!
The baby dragon put his hands on his hips and let out a breath of fire that only sputtered sparks, crying out in a babyish voice:
"Roar, roar~" (If you try to run, I'll eat you!)
Mo Er looked at the baby dragon, who was only knee-high with a mouth smaller than his palm. He suddenly didn't want to run anymore. He just wanted to cuddle the baby dragon!
The baby dragon may be small, but he's got an impressive background.
The dragons of Dragon Mountain were furious. The dragon egg their ancestors had left unhatched for millions of years had vanished?! That egg was their great-grandfather! They'd actually lost their "great-grandfather"...
The dragons left the mountain to search for it, ready to tear apart and eat the human who'd "stolen the egg." The baby dragon stood in their way. "This person is my..."
The dragons: "Fine, fine. If he's our great-grandfather's person, we'll treat him well."
The baby dragon: "...food."
(These are my emergency rations. Nobody's allowed to touch them!)
Theme: Staying positive
No Matter How Old You Get, Your Mom Is Still Your Mom
Grandma's Funeral [Quick Transmigration]
After Her Sister-in-Law's Inner Thoughts Are Revealed, the Whole Family Dotes on Her
National Treasure-Level Supporting Actress (Quick Transmigration)
Thirty Years Later, I Became a Little Zombie
There's No Need to Be Too Normal as the Eldest Brother's Wife
Back to 1970
National Treasure-Level Supporting Actress 2 [Quick Transmigration]
Emergency Rescue [Quick Transmigration]
Please Leave Gracefully [Quick Transmigration]
I Have a Best Friend Who Swipes My Card, Part 1
Ono's Extra Chapter
The article is well written. If it's not a scam, just mark the end directly in the copy. And I only found out after going to V and reading the comments. I always feel like I've been deceived. . . .
... Is this the end? The writing is pretty good and cute, but you have the nerve to take money like this
It's too much. It's actually a trap.
My dear wife, do you still remember the little fat dragon in the world of the dead?
As expected of you, you have tricked me again, and I will give you the moonstone next time.
As expected of you, you have tricked me again, and I will give you the moonstone next time.
As expected of you, you have tricked me again, and I will give you the moonstone next time.
Did I see it wrong? Why does it show finished? Haven't they all been unfolded yet? Is this a mess?
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