Sorry, everyone. This story has problems with its setup, so updates are paused. I'll work on another novel first, I Have My Reasons for Not Being the Female Lead.
Blurb:
When Liang Sisi transmigrated, her comatose husband's younger siblings had already stormed the hotel, ready to catch her in the act.
Luckily, she had a control System.
So when her brother- and sister-in-law pushed open the door, they saw their sister-in-law and her lover sitting opposite each other, fully dressed, each holding a knitting needle and working on a pair of socks.
Sunlight streamed through the enormous glass windows. Everything was peaceful and serene.
After surviving the cheating scandal, the female lead from the book showed up and arrogantly tossed down a check. "Here's thirty million. Leave him."
Liang Sisi called the bank first to confirm the check was real, then said solemnly, "Sis, can you add a little more? I'll go to Africa, buy a forest, and become its chief. I guarantee he'll never see me again for the rest of his life."
The female lead left, and then a rich patron took an interest in her. "I heard you're really short on money. One hundred thousand for each piece of clothing you take off."
Liang Sisi hurriedly took off both shoes and both pairs of socks, then bent down and offered them respectfully. "Scan to pay or transfer? That'll be four hundred thousand."
The rich patron: "..."
Liang Sisi spread her hands and sighed. So there was a reason she couldn't be the female lead.
The control System charged by the minute, so Liang Sisi was forced to work in the entertainment industry. As a newcomer, she took her job extremely seriously. Every night, she'd go home and work overtime, using her comatose husband as a rehearsal partner.
While playing a bride, Liang Sisi lightly traced circles on his chest with her fingers and smiled sweetly. "Honey, am I beautiful?"
The domineering CEO, conscious but unable to move: "..."
This is bad. His wife, who had married him to bring him good fortune, is lonely and restless. He might lose his innocence!
While playing a murderous maniac, Liang Sisi held a plastic cake knife to his neck and said coldly, "One stab from me, and blood will spray three feet."
The CEO: !!!
She's killed him with love and turned murderous out of desperation!
When news spread that the CEO had woken up, everyone assumed he would immediately divorce the wife who had married him to bring him good fortune. Liang Sisi thought so too, and sensibly packed her bags, only to be stopped.
Liang Sisi: "What do you mean?"
The CEO: "You tell me."
Trapped in endless darkness, Gu Shuo felt an overwhelming desire. He wanted to open his eyes and see what this woman who seemed to be a lunatic actually looked like!
Then he saw her, and fell for her.
While watching lions on the African savanna, Liang Mingming had an accident. When she woke up, a novel had appeared in her mind.
The plot had nothing to do with her. She was just a passerby who'd inherited billions and was mentioned only a few times as background, even less important than her housekeeper.
The housekeeper had one line: "Miss, your best friend has had an accident."
Then her eyes widened, her lips moved, and the glass of red wine in her hand fell to the floor.
Her best friend was the contrast character in the novel. The delicate, innocent female lead humiliated her at every turn. She was followed and photographed by paparazzi, and subjected to all kinds of rumors. In the end, unable to go on, she jumped from the twenty-eighth floor.
Liang Mingming immediately took a private plane back to China.
Her best friend was taking part in a variety show, the very show that would set her misfortunes in motion.
The filming location was hundreds of kilometers from the nearest airport. Beside herself with worry, Liang Mingming jumped out of a plane and parachuted down.
And so, in the middle of a live broadcast, a white parachute slowly drifted down from the sky.
Someone's parachuting! The viewers instantly went wild.
The show's director approached in curiosity, only to be handed a sponsorship contract worth a fortune.
Liang Mingming: Don't get too excited. I have one condition: I want to join this show.
The show took a turn like this.
Liang Mingming said solemnly to her best friend, "Quit the industry. From now on, I'll give you a million a day to spend."
As they passed a row of villas, her best friend sighed. "Wow, that's beautiful. When we retire, let's live here."
Liang Mingming handed her a black card. "No need to wait until retirement. I'll buy you one now."
A dazzling sports car drove by. Her best friend said, "Wow, that's a limited edition."
Liang Mingming: "Buy it. Put it on my card."
At an outdoor shopping plaza, her best friend casually glanced at a brand-new handbag. Liang Mingming snapped her fingers. "Go buy the whole handbag store and give it to my best friend for her birthday."
The viewers: "..."
What kind of fairy best friend is this? It has to be fake.
Her best friend also had a respected senior who was an idol to countless people. He'd won an international film award at a young age, had countless hit roles, and was handsome with eight-pack abs.
Liang Mingming: "Buy it. Put it on my card."
Liang Mingming kept her word. Later, she and the award-winning actor ended up on the same household registration.
Theme: Friendship is priceless
Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers
Since the other guests are of good character, why is my best friend so miserable?
But cockroaches are omnivores and will eat human flesh.
Press claw, when will your major changes be completed?
Ah, it's time to change again. I chased the one next door and I had to do it several times. I didn't have the desire to read on.
! Why should I change it?
So short (pointing and pointing)
Ah? Want a big change? But I clicked in because the copywriting was fun?
When will it be updated (Click on the bowl and wait for rice)
I recommend the recently completed animal sand sculpture "This is a farm, not a zoo"
After graduating from university, Liang Jinxiu chose to go home and farm.
The family had a forest farm and planted various fruit trees such as cherries, apples, walnuts, hawthorns, etc. However, because of her arrival, it suddenly became particularly exciting.
The owl came to the house with a newly caught mouse for help, the pregnant leopard came to confinement, and the wild boar who fell in love with the domestic pig asked for help.
The forest farm is full of nationally protected animals.
All this is because she can communicate with animals.
Liang Jinxiu started a live broadcast to sell agricultural products, and buyers can consult on pet health issues for free.
Buyer 1: My cat seems to be suffering from persecution delusions and often scares the hell out of airplanes for no apparent reason.
Liang Jinxiu: It's not sick. Please open the closet.
A little white mouse no bigger than a finger jumped out of the closet. One person and one cat hugged each other tightly and screamed in fear.
The most cowardly owner and the most cowardly cat.
There are more and more protected animals in the forest farm, and the relevant departments have approved the establishment of personal zoos.
The zoo has a harmonious painting style: golden eagles provide flying services, wild boars happily hump the ground, mountain eagles stand on the trees to keep sentry to drive away fruit-eating birds, and fluffy cheetah cubs lie at the door to greet guests and let them pet.
There was also the old giant panda that had been in the news, dancing in the square to the music.
Tourists who heard the news: Is this a zoo?
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Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Since the other guests are of good character, why is my best friend so miserable?
But cockroaches are omnivores and will eat human flesh.
Press claw, when will your major changes be completed?
Ah, it's time to change again. I chased the one next door and I had to do it several times. I didn't have the desire to read on.
! Why should I change it?
So short (pointing and pointing)
Ah? Want a big change? But I clicked in because the copywriting was fun?
When will it be updated (Click on the bowl and wait for rice)
I recommend the recently completed animal sand sculpture "This is a farm, not a zoo" After graduating from university, Liang Jinxiu chose to go home and farm. The family had a forest farm and planted various fruit trees such as cherries, apples, walnuts, hawthorns, etc. However, because of her arrival, it suddenly became particularly exciting. The owl came to the house with a newly caught mouse for help, the pregnant leopard came to confinement, and the wild boar who fell in love with the domestic pig asked for help. The forest farm is full of nationally protected animals. All this is because she can communicate with animals. Liang Jinxiu started a live broadcast to sell agricultural products, and buyers can consult on pet health issues for free. Buyer 1: My cat seems to be suffering from persecution delusions and often scares the hell out of airplanes for no apparent reason. Liang Jinxiu: It's not sick. Please open the closet. A little white mouse no bigger than a finger jumped out of the closet. One person and one cat hugged each other tightly and screamed in fear. The most cowardly owner and the most cowardly cat. There are more and more protected animals in the forest farm, and the relevant departments have approved the establishment of personal zoos. The zoo has a harmonious painting style: golden eagles provide flying services, wild boars happily hump the ground, mountain eagles stand on the trees to keep sentry to drive away fruit-eating birds, and fluffy cheetah cubs lie at the door to greet guests and let them pet. There was also the old giant panda that had been in the news, dancing in the square to the music. Tourists who heard the news: Is this a zoo?