A Humanoid Weapon Transmigrates and Gets a Happy Ending with an Evil God

[Decent characters, so-so plot, poor pacing. Just skim the beginning.]

Natalia is the most advanced humanoid weapon in the entire galaxy.

She follows her master into battle, punching asteroids in the southern mountains and kicking giant moons in the northern seas.

She wins countless honors, but her master treats her worse than his little dog, Peiqi.

The tragedy all comes down to her face, which was copied from the woman her master once loved.

Before her energy is fully replenished, her master sends her to a dangerous battlefield.

She is sucked into a space-time vortex and disappears without a trace.

Later, he tries everything, even giving up his humanity, and finally reaches the time and place where she is:

a Western fantasy world where magic and gods coexist.

He thinks he has plenty of time, and that he can make it up to her little by little.

Until she recognizes him, kicks him flying, then smiles and walks toward her new master.

Natalia's new master is the evil god of this world.

They never hit or scold her, patiently teach her many things, and reason with her.

Their true form is soft and squishy, wonderful to squeeze, though their two tails are very strong.

Sometimes they're a total goofball, but at other times they turn into someone else, all fierce and scary.

They've also just returned from a trip to the 21st century.

When she's restless and can't sleep, they sing the Great Compassion Mantra to her.

Later, unable to suppress the urge to kill inside her, she asks them, "Can I hit you?"

Their cheeks flush and their lashes flutter. "O-okay... Then hit me harder."

[Running emotional analysis...]

[Result: 50% pain, 50% pleasure]

[Recommended action: Keep hitting]

#A romance where one wants to hit and the other wants to be hit# #Honey, hit me one more time#

* One-on-one romance, happy ending

* Some elements inspired by the Cthulhu Mythos, with many original additions

* The heroine is highly intelligent, and both her appearance and feel are just like a human's

* Her former master is the second male lead, with a small role, mostly for comedy. The evil god is the male lead, and they're a real goofball

A batshit-crazy humanoid weapon bent on destroying the world x a cowardly, goofy evil god with a soft, delicate body

---Upcoming story---

Flora transmigrates into a world ruled by a tentacled villain.

To improve their chances of survival, people revere this villain as a god. They build them a lavish palace, collect all kinds of rare treasures, and arrange a vast harem for them.

Every year, nobles offer up unwanted women from their families in exchange for a little divine favor, even though these women are no more than ants and dust in the villain's eyes.

When Flora first transmigrates, it happens to be her first day in this harem, or rather, this chilly palace.

After enjoying a feast of delicacies from the royal palace, she looks at herself in the mirror, all dressed up by the servants like a hibiscus flower. A blissful tear slowly trickles down her cheek. She loves it here!

*

In this harem, where nobody is ever favored, Flora teaches the other women Werewolf, script murder games, Landlord, and more. The once desolate harem fills with laughter.

There's only one thing that puzzles her in her carefree days:

Whenever she plays piano for herself, a manservant crouches in a corner and eavesdrops.

Magnanimous Flora doesn't hold his status against him. She even invites him to sit down and listen in comfort.

The manservant may not be too bright, but he's handsome, and his innocent personality is adorable.

That is, until the day Flora announces that the world is vast and she wants to go see it.

Several slimy tentacles suddenly emerge from behind the "manservant," wrap tightly around her, and pull her against him.

Beneath the bright moonlight, his face is as pale as snow. His pleading gaze is threaded with madness. "They said you're my wife... You can't leave me without my permission."

Theme: Reforming a villain