Don't You Want to Ruffle My Hair?

Popular cat-like bottom x celebrity demon king top

Wen Miao is gentle, adorable, and strikingly handsome, but he is destined to suffer a great calamity. If he can't find an ancient demon powerful enough to break the seal inside him, he won't live past five hundred.

To stay alive, Wen Miao goes to the city, chasing his dream while searching for a demon.

The dream he's pursuing is his idol, He Si, whom he's been a fan of for over a decade. He wants to enter the entertainment industry and stand shoulder to shoulder with his male idol.

Before Wen Miao has even figured out how to get started, he runs into He Si at the train station.

His idol asks him, "Would you like to sign with my company?"

Wen Miao: "Am I dreaming?"

No one knows why He Si, the award-winning actor, favors Wen Miao, the fresh-faced newcomer who came out of nowhere. That is, until a variety show airs.

Netizens:

"He looks so good when he smiles, and he's so cute when he's angry. I want to pet him."

"Wen Miao is so brave. He can cook and sing, and he even knows how to make needle-felted wool!"

"Is there anything he can't do?"

And the nonhumans who appear on the show:

"The white fox actress Wen Miao saved: Miao Miao, whatever opportunities you want, your big sister can get them for you."

"The Ghost King whose heart Wen Miao helped untie: Miao Miao, don't be scared. These ghosts all listen to you."

"The city lord whose romance Wen Miao helped bring about: Miao Miao, would you like a manor? Or should I give you an island?"

Wen Miao: "I'm just a little kitty."

He Si smiles as he watches the demons and monsters, his enormous shadow towering over them all. Then he gently pats Wen Miao's head. "Yes, a very, very cute little kitty."

All the demons and monsters: "Holy crap, an ancient demon! We're out of here!"

Wen Miao discovers that after he and He Si appear on a variety show together and accidentally rescue a bunch of big shots, his popularity skyrockets.

One day on the set, Wen Miao stands in the restroom with a flushed face, looking down anxiously. It's over. He's in heat, and he can't hide his tail.

He doesn't know when He Si arrived. He only knows that He Si's words, whispered beside his ear, make him unbearably ticklish.

"Miao Miao, stop hiding it. Will you let me pet you?"

Bonus scene:

Wen Miao: "A Si, A Si, the fish your idol made is so delicious. Too bad you can't have any. Burp..."

A Si, Wen Miao's online friend of over a decade: "Move a little to your right, and I can have some."

Wen Miao: "??? But my idol is on the right!"

He Si puts down his phone, looks at Wen Miao's bewildered face, leans in, and kisses him. "See? Now I've had some."

My next book will be Nonhuman Affairs Office. Please add it to your favorites, mwah!

Guide:

1. Both the top and bottom are demons.

2. The bottom is doted on by everyone, and the top is jealous.

3. Also known as After Going on a Variety Show, I Became Everyone's Favorite, What Do I Do When Everyone I've Saved Is a Big Shot?, The Demon King's Guide to Spoiling a Cat, and My Idol Has Been Secretly in Love with Me.

Theme: Everyone deserves to be treated better.