The Nonhuman Affairs Office

There's a shop in the human world called the Hundred Ghosts Yin-Yang Shop. Its owner, Lu Ming, is handsome and kindhearted, and even offers after-sales service for the ghosts he sells.

One day, the ridiculously handsome Celestial Master Xie came in, slapped a check on the counter, and declared, "I'll take every ghost in the shop!"

Lu Ming tilted his head and smiled. "If you want the owner too, that'll cost extra."

Celestial Master Xie: ...

Thinking he'd lightened his workload, Celestial Master Xie now spends every day handling after-sales service.

After-sales Lu Ming: "Dear customer, every ghost bought from our shop comes with seven days of no-questions-asked after-sales service. If everything's fine, please remember to leave us a five-star review!"

But Celestial Master Xie doesn't even want to give him one star. He pulls Lu Ming off himself, utterly bereft, and complains, "I'm not pure anymore."

After-sales Lu Ming: "Dear customer, that's a normal reaction to a lecherous ghost. We recommend that you just give in."

Celestial Master: ???

Lu Ming: "Mwah~"

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