My Ex's Current CEO Wants to Beat Me Up

[Blurb]

He and I broke up.

Because we fell out of love / had incompatible values / had different personalities / different interests / couldn't agree on whether to save the mother or the baby / I'm a good person / my cat didn't love me, so I accepted the breakup.

But bringing your new CEO boyfriend around every other day to make me kneel and sing "I Surrender"? That's going too far, isn't it?

I, Xia Sheng, own up to being a jerk! And even at my worst, I'm still ridiculously handsome!

Ow! That hurts! Big brother, please go easy on me! There are seven more Calabash Brothers lined up behind you...

[Magazine Cover Headline] "Xia Sheng: The Legendary Self-Made CEO"

Interview excerpt:

I hear you're worth over a hundred million, yet you still live in an old apartment block? You even calculate the electricity and water costs before taking a shower, and compare convenience store discounts before buying condoms?

What convenience store? You can get one for a yuan from a street vending machine. If I'm in a good mood, I go to the family planning clinic and get them for free.

...So you're admitting that what I said earlier is true?

Yeah. I was poor back then.

...Is there anything you'd like to say to your ex?

Thanks to my ex. Thanks to him for finding a new boyfriend after we broke up. Thanks to all the new boyfriends he found for beating me up, and thanks to them for breaking up with him afterward. After the breakups, they all felt too awkward to ask me to compensate them. So I owe everything I have today to my ex. Thank you!